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Messages - zgode

zgode.1 dejanr,
Danas sam, želeći da pročitam poruku broj 3 na temu čestitka, greškom otkucao READ 3 i pročitao poruku 'Tema VICEVI' - NEMA. DIR /A je otkrilo da tema 3 ne postoji tj. da se sa teme 2 prelazi na temu 4. Naravno da me je to zainteresovalo pa sam počeo da čačkam po sistemu i pokazalo se da poruka 3.1 postoji ali da ju je autor obrisao sa CONF DELETE. Zanimljivo je da je, iako na temu nema poruka, ona ostala poput nekog polunevidljivog duha. Pošto pretpostavljam da autor nije hteo da ova poruka ostane u sistemu, uništio sam njen tekst (ako autor pristane, tekst će biti vraćen) ali je neka ovde kao kuriozitet - prvu poruku na novu temu očito ne treba brisati!
zgode.2 lgavrilovic,
Reply na sitno odštampan tekst u Računarima 56 Hajde malo parole: "Zovem Sezam i ne prezam da se zezam !" "Zovi Sezam samo trezan !" Uzgred gde je taj tekst "PIVO -> čENSKA" o kome se priča. GWW
zgode.3 dejanr,
Tekst PIVO ili čENSKA je među vicevima - izaberite stavku VICEVI iz menija usluge ili u komandnom modu otkucajte JOKES i... dalje ide samo!
zgode.4 dejanr,
čelite li da pročitate *sve* viceve pristigle na odgovarajuću šifru? Umesto da radite MAIL READ !sifra i čekate da tekst iskroluje u LOG fajl, možete da pokušate MAIL DOWNLOAD !sifra /A. !sifra je, jasno, šifra koju vam SEZAM ispisuje kad otkucate JOKES i potpišete izjavu...
zgode.5 zzivotic,
Dakle, desilo se i to - Sezam je pao! Razlog zašto ovu poruku pišem pod temom "VICEVI" je što za razlog pada nisam mogao da smislim bolju temu od ove. Najviše vremena u pisanju BB-a koji pokreće Sezam je provedeno u analizi mogućih situacija i reagovanju na njih kako sistem ne bi prekidao rad. Vođeno je računa o verovato neverovatnim situacijama da neko noću krišom uđe u redakciju i pokuša sa PCTOOLS-om da sebi dodeli veći nivo... što mu je naravno adekvatnim metodama onemogućeno. Jedino što nismo predvideli je da će Vlada Kostić greškom da izostavi jedno slovo F pa da otkuca TYPE CON.TXT umesto TYPE CONF.TXT! I šta se desilo? Program je ispunio njegovu želju i krenou da type-uje ulaz sa konzole - na žalost u redakciji nije bilo nikoga da nešto i otkuca i pritisne ono čuveno F6 (ili ^Z) i... DOS je nekoliko sati vrteo petlju LOOP : IF NOT KEYPRESSED GOTO LOOP.... Greška je sada ispravljena pa možete slobodno pa grešite u zadavanju naziva.... Koristim ovu priliku da se zahvalim: 1) Vladi Kostiću što je izostavio F i tako omogućio da Sezam ima "rupu" manje, 2) Esadu Jakupoviću što je učinio gotovo nemoguće u vezi sa sledećom tačkom..., 3) Dvojici meni nepoznatih portira koji su spasli Sezam pritiskom na čuveno crveno dugme... 4) Vama, na strpljenju i razumevanju... Zoran čivotić
zgode.6 braca,
Pročito sam u nekim novinama (PC Magazine ili tako nešto) rubriku o najboljim biserima sa korisnicima PC-ja i ostalih glupih strojeva. Sećam se jednog: Tip veoma ljut piše izdavaču koji mu je upravo poslao naručeni program na disketi od 5 i kusur incha, kao program je šit, nije uspeo ni da ga pokrene, a morao je čak da ISEžE disketu da bi stala u njegov drajv od 3 inča. Ima li i kod nas takvih, ili su samo debeli Ameri tako pametni ?? Ako imate neki primer, javite se. Pozdrav. Jasmin
zgode.7 dejanr,
He, he, nismo ni mi bolji. Dva primera: Jedan školovani kompjuterski profesionalac: - Šta mu je to operacija u duploj tačnosti? Jel to procesor dvaput računa pa proveri da li je isto dobio? Jedan amater (lekar) objašnjava za šta na kompjuteru služi disk. To je inače veliki disk na jednom starom Univac-u a razgovor se vodi pre jedno 7 godina: - Znaš, kompjuter ti je osetljiva stvar, to je za Ameriku a nije za nas. Evo, ovi lopovi iz Distribucije nam puštaju nestabilnu struju. E, al se jedan naš inžinjer setio, pa stavio ovaj disk. Disk se vrti, on ima veliku težinu, to je kao zamajac, pogoni ga struja i on se, bez obzira što se struja menja, stalno vrti istom brzinom. E, onda kom- pjuter to njegovo okretanje pretvara u struju i stalno ima stabilno napajanje. Oba slučaja su istinita, možda su samo reči bile nešto drugačije... nisam zapisao kad se desilo ali nisam mogao ni zaboraviti!
zgode.8 bojt,
Meni se pre par godina javio čovek i izložio mi sledeći problem: Kaže: "Imam Sharp PC-1500 sa štampačem i nedavno sam dobio listing jednog mašinskog programa, ali program nikako da proradi pošto verovatno grešim u ukucavanju podataka" (1500 nema asm program, listing je 72,245,64,8,... i tako par stotina ili hiljada puta). "Najtežim si putem ti krenuo, prijatelju", kažem ja njemu, "zašto ne snimiš program na kasetofon, to će eliminisati mogućnost greške", našta on pristade. Posle par dana javlja se on opet: "Ne vredi", kaže on, "i kada ga unesem pomoću kasetofona isto ne funkcioniše, pošto se verovatno opet javljaju greške pri unosu podataka..." "Pa kako si usnimio program?", pitam ja. "Pa ja uzeo kasetofon i na mikrofon isčitao sve kodove od prvog do poslednjeg i to polako, da bih kasnije mogao da stignem da ih ukucam, ali mislim da na taj način ipak nije eliminisana mogućnost greške, pošto sam ja i tako dosta grešio....."
zgode.9 danko,
Dođe čovek u TV servis i kaže: "Imam mnogo snega na televizoru!" pita majstor kako mu stoji antena "Evo, ovako !!" kaže on i pokaže rukama u majstora!
zgode.10 dejanr,
Znate onaj večni "studentski san" - da nema više petica. E, danas sam video novi Zakon o visokom školstvu SR Srbije. Jedna od novina u tom zakonu je da ocena 5 više ne postoji - na ispitu mogu da se dobiju samo ocene 6, 7, 8, 9 i 10 koje su sve prolazne. U Zakonu ima i drugih zanimljivih noviteta, recimo izbore više ne obavlja Savet (u kome postoje i predstavnici šire društvene zajednice koji su svojevremeno uvedeni da bi se nekako "došlo glave" poznatim "filozofima") nego izborno veće, dakle ljudi sa fakulteta. Pre toga treba dobiti i pozitivno mišljenje od Univerziteta, ali opet od stručnog tela a ne predstavnika ŠDZ. Zatim, ukinut je limit da asistent može da se reizabira samo 2 puta - sada može da tera do penzije dakle ko ne doktorira da bude "asistent u penziji". Takođe je ukinuto zvanje "stručni saradnik" koje je ranije uglavnom služilo da se u njega "preimenuju" asistenti koji su N puta reiza- birani. Takođe je ukinuta klauzula da se "jednom u 10 go- dina vrši uvid u rad redovnih profesora" koja nikada niti nije zaživela. U penziju se ide sa 65 godina života pri čemu je broj godina službe nebitan (ranije je išao u pen- ziju ko napuni 65 godina života ILI 40 godina službe). Što se studentskih pitanja tiče, i dalje se svaki ispit može polagati 3 puta, posle toga MOčEŠ da tražiš komisiju a posle 5 puta MORAŠ pred komisiju s tim što za 6, 7, ... put treba platiti pa polagati. I dalje se mogu gubiti najviše 2 godine (3 za šestogodišnje fakultete... kojih nema) ali se jedna godina ne može upisivati 3 puta. Ko ne ispuni ove uslove, mora preći na vanredno studiranje ako dotični fakultet uopšte upisuje vanredne studente (Medicinski ih, na primer, ne upisuje). Sve u svemu, zanimljivo, zar ne? Dejan PS Ono za ukidanje petica se nisam šalio!
zgode.11 dejanr,
Narode, kako bi bilo da malo pročitate stare viceve pre nego što isti pošaljete ponovo? Sad ne znam šta da radim sa tim duplikatima koji ljudima produžavaju prenos... da li ih brisati, ostaviti... Pozdrav, Dejan
zgode.12 vzivkovic,
Preuzeto sa OZONA PORUKE LIžNE PRIRODE: 1. Muškarci su kao encinklopedije: debeli, dosadni i misle da sve znaju! 2. Da mi je ženski mozak bar na mesec dana, pa da se odmorim k'o čovek! 3. Samo 22 miliona ljudi ima sreću da živi u Jugoslaviji. Ostali nemaju tu srecu, ali imaju sve ostalo! 4. Izgubljena ručna bomba. Porodici nalazača saučešće! 5. U kojoj prodavnici nameštaja može da se kupi švedski sto? 6. Ubedio sam je u dve reči - zahvaljujući pantomimi! 7. Dva i dva nije četiri kada se nađu dve mačke i dva miša u istoj kutiji! 8. žujete li buku u ormanu? To moja haljina izlazi iz mode! 9. Ljudi se češu jer dolaze šugava vremena! 10. Spomenici postoje da bi ptice mogle da prave političke grafite! 11. žovek koji je ustao na levu nogu se prepoznaje po tome što svaki drugi korak čini levom nogom! 12. žovekov najbolji prijatelj je šank - na njega uvek može da se osloni! 13. Najveći ženskaroš je Džeri - stalno ga jure neke mačke! 14. Najpogubnije je raditi u fabrici municije kao degustator! 15. Najčešća ženska navika je mini-suknja. Najčešća muška navika je zavirivanje pod žensku naviku!
zgode.13 vzivkovic,
Izvinjavam se svim članovima SEZAMa! Nisam znao kako se ostavljaju vicevi, pa sam jedan ostavio u kferenciju VICEVI! Veoma mi je žao. Vaš Vladimir!
zgode.14 dejanr,
Naravno, ne možemo a da ne pomenemo i drugu stranu stvari - i pored razlog broj 1 u sledećem spisku objavljujemo i šta je to Sys-Twit. Dakle: SYSOP TWITS!! ------------- Just to keep it fair - here is the other side of the BBS TWITS coin! o Sys-Twits lock out users because of a difference on opinion such as politics, religion, etc. Sys-Twits feel that locking out the user is the best way to explain his views and show that user the error in his ways. o Sys-Twits demand user fees prior to letting a user view the contents and functions of his board. A Sys-Twit feels that if he is demanding money for access, then the user should know that the board is a great board and should pay the fee sight unseen. o Sys-Twits give all users access to all area regardless of their age. Sys-Twits feel that if a nine year old user doesn't know the appearance and functions of the human reproductive organs, then it is about time he learned. o Sys-Twits ALWAYS break into chat with the user. After all, most users crave the blinding insights which freely flow from the Sysop's fingertips. Especially when the Sysop just wants to hassle someone. o Sys-Twits never admit that their board have vacant or unused slots. To avoid the embarrassment, they take the phone off the hook so as to make it look "busy and real active" to potential callers. o Sys-Twits use vivid adult graphics on their opening screens for all to see. They laugh at the fact that some adolescents spend hours before their CRT fantasizing over the graphics before them. o Sys-Twits NEVER offer assistance to other Sysops. They are very protective of their boards and will not do anything to help their competition. When help is requested by another Sysop, a Sys-Twit simply ignores the request. o Sys-Twits do not offer Visiting Sysop status to other Sysops. They feel that if other Sysops want access then they should pay like anyone else. But, when visiting other boards, Vis-Sys status is requested every time. o Sys-Twits have 147 close friends who they have made Co- Sysop of their board. These Co-Sysops have no function on the Sys-Twit's board but it enables them to gain Vis-Sys status on all the boards in town, and escape any user fees or ratios. o Sys-Twits publicly condemn another Sysop's board. Sys- Twits feel that by doing so, his users will spend more time on his board and ignore the other. o Sys-Twits feel that to be a REAL Sysop you must have a 24 hour board. They ignore the fact that some Sysop's financial capabilities are not sufficient to absorb such an expense. o Sys-Twits will operate a board only 1 or two hours a day only to gain Vis-Sys status on other boards. The Sys- Twits, board usually has only one or two functions and is not a serious attempt to operate BBS. o Sys-Twits totally ignore 300 baud callers. They feel that all users should have the faster communications hardware available. They do not consider the fact that some users do not have the financial resources to buy faster modems, or have received the modem as a gift which they are not yet in the position to dispose of. o Sys-Twits love to break in and demand a user drop carrier that the Sys-Twit can use the phone to make the all important call to Pizza Hut for delivery.
zgode.15 dejanr,
Da li vam je SysOp SEZAM-a već rekao da je ova tema namenjena "uzvišenoj diskusiji" a da viceve treba ostavljati na odgovarajuće mesto? Naravno da jeste. Ali svako pravilo služi da bi ga "vlasti" ponekad prekršile :-)) pa ću tako ovde napraviti izuzetak - radi se o nečemu tako interesantnom i tako posvećenom BBS problematici da je konferencija SEZAM pravo mesto za tekst. Dakle... uživajte! Are You a Twit? --- --- - ----- This bulletin is based on a file downloaded from Metro Shareware BBS in the USA It does NOT necessarily reflect the opinions of the Sysop. o Twits love DOWNLOADING. Uploading is for simpletons who can't tell whether they are coming or going. If Twits designed modems, we'd all have one which downloads at 18.2 K-Baud, and uploads at 300 baud. If Twits wrote protocols, the smallest block they could receive would be 10 megs. o Twits can't READ or COUNT. This is evidenced by their total inability to comprehend System Rules, or Upload/Download Ratio's. But, for some strange reason, they can still use a computer. Because of this handicap, most Twits are unemployed. It is a miracle that most of them haven't been retained by the State to pick up trash on the expressways. They'd gladly volunteer for it, if it could be done with a modem and they were called "Remote- Trash Downloaders". o Twits feel that the proper way to leave a board is to drop the carrier. They do this because they don't want to waste their valuable time exiting via the "Goodbye" command, when they could spend that time calling another board. o Twits NEVER leave messages, unless it is rude, crude, or socially unacceptable. If an exception to this exists, it will probably be a creative one-liner such as "Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Twits rarely reply to messages. Unless they enter a one- liner such as the one above. o Twits NEVER communicate with SysOps, unless it is to ask WHY such and such file is unavailable, demand access to the "Pirate-Board", or gripe about something. Mail from the SysOp is considered to be the electronic equivalent of "Junk-Mail", and should be ignored. In fact, there should be some form of law to stop it from being written. o Twits NEVER pay for access to a computer system. They see themselves as latter-day "Robin-Hoods", taking from the rich (SysOps) and giving to the Poor (Themselves). Their motto: "If it isn't free, it isn't worth having." o Twits NEED multiple logon codes. This is the measure of their Twit-dom, and reflects their true status in the Twit-community. A Twit with only ONE logon code is a FAILURE, and faces censure and possible expulsion from their peer group. (It is no wonder that Twits exhibit schizo-tendancies) o Twits know EVERYTHING. Just ask them. But, it'd take a crow-bar and dynamite to get any useful information out of them.These self-professed "experts" will RARELY stoop so low as to assist someone who may genuinely need some help. After all, a REAL "hacker" never needs or asks for help. o A Twit would not be caught dead using their REAL NAME when calling a BBS. In fact, Twits refuse to leave anything more involved than a handle when registering with a BBS. (EVERYONE knows who "Slinky Toy" is!!!) The ONLY exception to this rule is that they will often use SOMEONE ELSE's real name. Or, they may use the name of a Heavy-Metal rock & roll group. (Imagine a system where everyone is named "Guns&Roses") o Twits NEVER register their Shareware. Cash is what they use to buy faster modems. Program Authors are neurotic - compulsives, and if they did not serve a purpose, Twits would have them abolished completely. o Twits ADORE Sprint, MCI, and other long-distance credit card numbers, IF they belong to someone else. This also applies to COMPUSERV, SOURCE, etc. Their motto is: "If you can't steal it, it can't be much fun". o A Twit is a "BBS Connoisseur". They KNOW how your system SHOULD look and run. They will not hesitate to inform you if it fails to meet their demanding and rigid expectations. (They consider this a "Public Service") However, they would NEVER trouble themselves to run their OWN bbs. That might take valuable time away from their duties as "Remotes" on the 30 or more systems they spend all their waking moments calling. o Twits LOVE to page the SysOp, often just for the sheer hell of it. They are most fond of "Late-Night" paging. This is the perfect time for them to explain the infallible logic as to why they should be given Remote- SysOp access to your system. Their second most favored reason for wanting to chat is "Just checking to see if you were THERE!" o Twits cannot comprehend WHY the IBM program they just downloaded won't run on their Atari 800. After all, programs are programs, right? And, any fool knows that a 32K machine can hold a 200K program. o Twits can't TOLERATE seeing a command that they can't use. Their motto is "try, try again". If it didn't work the first time, it HAS to work on the second, third, fourth, etc. No self-respecting SysOp would intentionally offer them anything less than TOTAL ACCESS. o Twits are FASCINATED by DOS. Their quest for it rivals the search for the legendary "Holy-Grail". They MUST reach it, through their modem, or all is lost. What they would do with it if they reached it, is probably a lot like what a dog who chases cars would do with one if he managed to catch it. (Pee on the tires?) o Twits are totally ENGROSSED by hardware. They can conceive of the most unorthodox, outrageous, and potentially lethal contraptions known on Earth.Occasionally, these "time- bombs" actually work.Any difficulties they experience with their computers will fall under the heading of "Miscegenation", or "Poetic Justice". o Twits CRAVE the LATEST version of "Goober-Pods", or "Space-Weenies". To reward the SysOp for access to such mega-byte gems, they will upload VALUABLE and USEFUL programs in return. Such as "Weasel-Stompers" for the Commodore-64, providing it is less than 10K in size. o A Twit NEVER uses applications programs, and NEVER writes programs. (Programs are what Twits DOWNLOAD, and most can just BARELY write or spell) Their motto: "If you don't need a joystick to play it, it isn't worth having". o A real Twit will FLATLY REFUSE to use ANY compression method on files they intend to upload. After all, SysOps sit and twiddle their thumbs waiting on something to do, and should be GRATEFUL that they get ANY uploads, EVER! They also refuse to upload documentation. (It is crutch for weak minds and the hallmark of the Geek) o Twits SUFFER if there are no "NEW" files on the system. There may be a correlation between "NEW" files and Twits, much as there is one which exists between dog-excrement and flies. The only difference is that flies usually leave after eating their fill. Twits don't. o Twits desperately NEED to become Remote-Sysops. They KNOW that EVERYONE else on the system has SysOp capabilities, and don't want to be excluded from all the fun! (Are all Twits created equal?) o Twits think that the "Caps Lock" key must be activated in order to properly leave a message on a board. They think that their message is of such great importance that it must be screamed at everyone. o Occasionally an above average Twit who discovers that modeming can be a two way street will attempt to get around upload\download ratios by renaming the same program fifteen or twenty times and using it to fill the sysop's hard disk with redundant programs. After all, rules were meant to be broken, right?
zgode.16 dejanr,
Danas sam u knjižari na Slaviji video jednu knjigu malog formata ali sa MNOGO strana (par hiljada) na čijoj (kožnoj) naslovnoj strani piše: LJEVAžKI PRIRUžNIK. Sreća da na dnu piše i ko je izdavač: SAVEZ LJEVAžA (a ne LJEVAKA)...
zgode.17 dejanr,
Ne znam da li ovo da računam u viceve ali stiže pre neki dan... Date: Sun, 22 Jun 90 11:12:00 EDT From: JNCWVBB@IUP To: .....@CS.PARDU.edu Subject: Make money.....$$$.... Dear Netter, In September 1988 my car was reposessed and the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was laid off and my unemployment checks had run out. The only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my Apple computer and my modem. I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation. This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to the tropics. I bought a Lincoln Town Car for CASH in Feburary 1989. I am currently building a home on the West Coast of Florida, with a private pool, boat slip, and a beautiful view of the bay from my break fast room table and patio. I will never have to work again. Today I am rich! I have earned over $400,000.00 (Four undred Thousand Dollars) to date and will become a millionaire within 4 or 5 months. Anyone can do the same. This money making program works perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have NEVER failed to earn $50,000.00 or more whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to leave home except to go to your mailbox or post office. In October 1988, I received a letter in the mail telling me how I could earn $50,000 dollars or more whenever I wanted. I was naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my computer. It's funny though, when you are desparate, backed into a corner, your mind does crazy things. I spent a frustating day looking through the want ads for a job with a future. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I tried to unwind by booting up my Apple computer and calling several bulletin boards. I read several of the message posts and than glanced at the letter next to the computer. All at once it came to me, I now had the key to my dreams. I realized that with the power of the computer I could expand and enhance this money making formula into the most unbelievable cash flow generator that has ever been created. I substituted the computer bulletion boards in place of the post office and electronically did by computer what others were doing 100% by mail. Now only a few letters are mailed manually. Most of the hard work is speedily downloaded to other bulletin boards throughout the world. If you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instructions below. Your dreams will come true. Sincerely yours, Dave Rhodes INSTRUCTIONS Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have received well over $50,000.00 cash, all yours. This program has remained successful because of the honesty and integrety of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions. Welcome to the world of Mail Order! This little business is a little different than most mail order houses. Your product is not solid and tangible, but rather a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. (The money made from the mailing lists are secondary to the income which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be included in that list.) Immediately mail $2.00 to the first 5 names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. Send cash only please (total investment is only $10.00). Enclose a note with each letter stating: "Please add my name to your mailing list." (This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are paying $2.00 for this service). Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and number 3 will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position. Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position into 10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to the file section, call the file, MAKECASH.ext Within 60 days you will receive over $50,000.00 in CASH. Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again whenever you need money. As soon as you mail out these letters you are automatically in the mail order business and people are sending you $2.00 to be placed on your mailing list. This list can then be rented to a list broker that can be found in the Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular basis. The list will become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 1 8, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws. NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes they send you. This is PROOF that you are truely providing a service and should the IRS or some other Government Agency question you, you can provide them with this proof! Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with two dollars each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in cash. 1. ALAN MYOTT 3009 MORNINGSIDE AV Las Vegas, NV. 89106 2. CHARLES SHAPIRO 1102 Philadelphia St,#205,Indiana, PA 15701 3. TREVOR HAMMONDS P.O. BOX 1585 ARCADIA, CA. 91077-1585 4. DAVID J. MURPHY 18 South 11th Street,#205,Indiana, PA 15701 5. ROGER CAMPAGNONI 2055 Dewayne Ave. Camarillo, CA. 93010 6. WALT PIUREK 2430 OARFISH LANE, OXNARD, CA 93035 7. STAN JACOB P.O. BOX 7266 OXNARD, CA. 93031 8. HERBERT FLOWERS P.O. BOX 221 MILLERS TAVERN, VA. 23115 9. ROD RIPPEY 2001 GUNNELL FARMS DR. VIENNA, VA 22181 10 Andrew J. Hester Route 4, Box 172, Roxboro, NC 27573 The following letters were written by participating members in this program. To Whom It May Concern: About six months ago I received the enclosed post in letter form. I ignored it. I received about five more of the same letter within the next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of course, I was tempted to follow through and dreamed of making thousands, but I was convinced it was just another gimmick and could not possibly work. I was wrong! About three weeks ater I saw this same letter posted on a local bulletion board in Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try with my computer. I didn't expect much because I figured, if other people were as skeptical as I, they wouldn't be too quick to part with Ten dollars. But, I buy lottery tickets weekly in my province and have nothing to show for it but ticket stubs. This week I decided to look at this as my weekly lottery purchase. I addressed the envelopes and mailed out one dollar in each as directed. Two weeks went by and I didn't recieve anything in the mail. The fourth week rolled around and I couldn't believe what happened! I can't say I received $50,000, but it was definitely well over $35,000! For the first time in ten years, I got out of debt. It was great. Of course, it didn't take me long to go through my earnings so I am using this excellent money opportunity once again. Follow the instructions and get ready to enjoy. Please send a copy of this letter along with the enclosed letter so together we can convince people who are skeptical that it really works! Good Luck, Charles Kust St. Agathe Que. Another letter: I tried a similar program in which the cost was $5.00 per response. In that one the return was about 3%. Since I did not have a modem I sent out letters regular mail. I created mailing labels with Appleworks and printed the labels on pressure sensitive tape. The first mailing that I used the $2.00 dollar per reponse approach I started to get return mail in just over one week! I sent out 200 letters instead of 100 that is required if you use the mail instead of the bulletion boards. Additionally, I included as many friends, relatives, classmates, that I could think of in order to encourage their participation if they happened to recognize my name, so my percnetage of gain was higher. I am trying again with 500 letters to see if I surpass the $141,000 of the last time. You just won't beleive it until you try. Best Wishes, Mark Garner Dallas Texas Additional Notes: This system works equally well if mailed out manually. Mind you it takes more effort to hand address the envelopes and the cost goes up proportionately to cover the postage and envelopes. You must also photo copy the instructions, cross out the name in number one position, write in your name in the number ten slot and change the rest of the numbers accordinly. (It might beneater to use white out or paste over the names.) In order to achieve the same results you must send out the $2.00 dollars to the first five names and then send out another 100 letters with copies of the program enclosed. It has been suggested not to put a return address on the outside of the envelope in order to encourage the recipient to open it. The return will approxiamate that then received from the posts listed on the bulletin boards. Another letter: I was working the grave yard night shift at the hospital administration office and was bored to tears. I saw this letter laying on my desk from the previous shift. I had nothing better to do so I figured, Why not? I ran off over 100 copies on the office copier. I found some blank envelopes in a desk drawer and began to hand write the addresses from the telephone book. I borrowed the postage meter and stamped the envelopes. Carefully I stuffed the envelopes not forgetting to put in the five two dollar bills to the first five names. I put the entire lot in the mail bag. Total time from start to finish was three and one half hours which included several short stops to answer the telephone and fill out an admission slip. Total cost to me $10.00 dollars. Fourty two days later I gave notice to my employer and I will never have to work the night shift again. Peggy Lou G. Scottsdale Arizona PS. I made a nice size donation to the hospital building fund. I figured it was the least I could do for the use of there envelopes.
zgode.18 ljupco,
Dali ste znali da najobicniji (tajvanski) modem na kartici (od 2400 boda, nema MNP) moze da kosta 26000 din!!! Toliko kosta na standu Iskre na sajmu u Skopju ovih dana. Covek na standu koji mi je rekao cenu, kaze da ih najceste uvale "radnim organizacijama". Pitam sa koliku proviziju daju?
zgode.19 glisin,
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