zgode.1dejanr,
Danas sam, želeći da pročitam poruku broj 3 na temu čestitka,
greškom otkucao READ 3 i pročitao poruku 'Tema VICEVI' - NEMA. DIR /A
je otkrilo da tema 3 ne postoji tj. da se sa teme 2 prelazi na temu
4. Naravno da me je to zainteresovalo pa sam počeo da čačkam po
sistemu i pokazalo se da poruka 3.1 postoji ali da ju je autor
obrisao sa CONF DELETE. Zanimljivo je da je, iako na temu nema
poruka, ona ostala poput nekog polunevidljivog duha. Pošto
pretpostavljam da autor nije hteo da ova poruka ostane u sistemu,
uništio sam njen tekst (ako autor pristane, tekst će biti vraćen) ali
je neka ovde kao kuriozitet - prvu poruku na novu temu očito ne treba
brisati!
zgode.2lgavrilovic,
Reply na sitno odštampan tekst u Računarima 56
Hajde malo parole:
"Zovem Sezam i ne prezam da se zezam !"
"Zovi Sezam samo trezan !"
Uzgred gde je taj tekst "PIVO -> čENSKA" o kome se priča.
GWW
zgode.3dejanr,
Tekst PIVO ili čENSKA je među vicevima - izaberite stavku VICEVI
iz menija usluge ili u komandnom modu otkucajte JOKES i... dalje ide
samo!
zgode.4dejanr,
čelite li da pročitate *sve* viceve pristigle na odgovarajuću
šifru? Umesto da radite MAIL READ !sifra i čekate da tekst iskroluje
u LOG fajl, možete da pokušate MAIL DOWNLOAD !sifra /A.
!sifra je, jasno, šifra koju vam SEZAM ispisuje kad otkucate JOKES
i potpišete izjavu...
zgode.5zzivotic,
Dakle, desilo se i to - Sezam je pao! Razlog zašto ovu poruku
pišem pod temom "VICEVI" je što za razlog pada nisam mogao da smislim
bolju temu od ove.
Najviše vremena u pisanju BB-a koji pokreće Sezam je provedeno
u analizi mogućih situacija i reagovanju na njih kako sistem ne bi
prekidao rad. Vođeno je računa o verovato neverovatnim situacijama da
neko noću krišom uđe u redakciju i pokuša sa PCTOOLS-om da sebi
dodeli veći nivo... što mu je naravno adekvatnim metodama
onemogućeno.
Jedino što nismo predvideli je da će Vlada Kostić greškom da
izostavi jedno slovo F pa da otkuca TYPE CON.TXT umesto TYPE
CONF.TXT! I šta se desilo? Program je ispunio njegovu želju i krenou
da type-uje ulaz sa konzole - na žalost u redakciji nije bilo nikoga
da nešto i otkuca i pritisne ono čuveno F6 (ili ^Z) i... DOS je
nekoliko sati vrteo petlju LOOP : IF NOT KEYPRESSED GOTO LOOP....
Greška je sada ispravljena pa možete slobodno pa grešite u
zadavanju naziva....
Koristim ovu priliku da se zahvalim:
1) Vladi Kostiću što je izostavio F i tako omogućio da Sezam ima
"rupu" manje,
2) Esadu Jakupoviću što je učinio gotovo nemoguće u vezi sa
sledećom tačkom...,
3) Dvojici meni nepoznatih portira koji su spasli Sezam pritiskom
na čuveno crveno dugme...
4) Vama, na strpljenju i razumevanju...
Zoran čivotić
zgode.6braca,
Pročito sam u nekim novinama (PC Magazine ili tako nešto)
rubriku o najboljim biserima sa korisnicima PC-ja i ostalih
glupih strojeva. Sećam se jednog: Tip veoma ljut piše
izdavaču koji mu je upravo poslao naručeni program na
disketi od 5 i kusur incha, kao program je šit, nije
uspeo ni da ga pokrene, a morao je čak da ISEžE disketu
da bi stala u njegov drajv od 3 inča.
Ima li i kod nas takvih, ili su samo debeli Ameri
tako pametni ??
Ako imate neki primer, javite se.
Pozdrav.
Jasmin
zgode.7dejanr,
He, he, nismo ni mi bolji. Dva primera:
Jedan školovani kompjuterski profesionalac:
- Šta mu je to operacija u duploj tačnosti? Jel to
procesor dvaput računa pa proveri da li je isto dobio?
Jedan amater (lekar) objašnjava za šta na kompjuteru služi
disk. To je inače veliki disk na jednom starom Univac-u a
razgovor se vodi pre jedno 7 godina:
- Znaš, kompjuter ti je osetljiva stvar, to je za Ameriku a
nije za nas. Evo, ovi lopovi iz Distribucije nam puštaju
nestabilnu struju. E, al se jedan naš inžinjer setio, pa
stavio ovaj disk. Disk se vrti, on ima veliku težinu, to
je kao zamajac, pogoni ga struja i on se, bez obzira što
se struja menja, stalno vrti istom brzinom. E, onda kom-
pjuter to njegovo okretanje pretvara u struju i stalno
ima stabilno napajanje.
Oba slučaja su istinita, možda su samo reči bile nešto
drugačije... nisam zapisao kad se desilo ali nisam mogao
ni zaboraviti!
zgode.8bojt,
Meni se pre par godina javio čovek i izložio mi sledeći problem:
Kaže:
"Imam Sharp PC-1500 sa štampačem i nedavno sam dobio listing
jednog mašinskog programa, ali program nikako da proradi pošto
verovatno grešim u ukucavanju podataka" (1500 nema asm program,
listing je 72,245,64,8,... i tako par stotina ili hiljada puta).
"Najtežim si putem ti krenuo, prijatelju", kažem ja njemu,
"zašto ne snimiš program na kasetofon, to će eliminisati
mogućnost greške", našta on pristade.
Posle par dana javlja se on opet:
"Ne vredi", kaže on, "i kada ga unesem pomoću kasetofona
isto ne funkcioniše, pošto se verovatno opet javljaju greške pri
unosu podataka..."
"Pa kako si usnimio program?", pitam ja.
"Pa ja uzeo kasetofon i na mikrofon isčitao sve kodove od
prvog do poslednjeg i to polako, da bih kasnije mogao da stignem
da ih ukucam, ali mislim da na taj način ipak nije eliminisana
mogućnost greške, pošto sam ja i tako dosta grešio....."
zgode.9danko,
Dođe čovek u TV servis i kaže:
"Imam mnogo snega na televizoru!"
pita majstor kako mu stoji antena
"Evo, ovako !!" kaže on i pokaže rukama u majstora!
zgode.10dejanr,
Znate onaj večni "studentski san" - da nema više petica.
E, danas sam video novi Zakon o visokom školstvu SR Srbije.
Jedna od novina u tom zakonu je da ocena 5 više ne postoji
- na ispitu mogu da se dobiju samo ocene 6, 7, 8, 9 i 10
koje su sve prolazne.
U Zakonu ima i drugih zanimljivih noviteta, recimo izbore
više ne obavlja Savet (u kome postoje i predstavnici šire
društvene zajednice koji su svojevremeno uvedeni da bi se
nekako "došlo glave" poznatim "filozofima") nego izborno
veće, dakle ljudi sa fakulteta. Pre toga treba dobiti i
pozitivno mišljenje od Univerziteta, ali opet od stručnog
tela a ne predstavnika ŠDZ.
Zatim, ukinut je limit da asistent može da se reizabira
samo 2 puta - sada može da tera do penzije dakle ko ne
doktorira da bude "asistent u penziji". Takođe je ukinuto
zvanje "stručni saradnik" koje je ranije uglavnom služilo
da se u njega "preimenuju" asistenti koji su N puta reiza-
birani. Takođe je ukinuta klauzula da se "jednom u 10 go-
dina vrši uvid u rad redovnih profesora" koja nikada niti
nije zaživela. U penziju se ide sa 65 godina života pri
čemu je broj godina službe nebitan (ranije je išao u pen-
ziju ko napuni 65 godina života ILI 40 godina službe).
Što se studentskih pitanja tiče, i dalje se svaki ispit
može polagati 3 puta, posle toga MOčEŠ da tražiš komisiju
a posle 5 puta MORAŠ pred komisiju s tim što za 6, 7, ...
put treba platiti pa polagati. I dalje se mogu gubiti
najviše 2 godine (3 za šestogodišnje fakultete... kojih
nema) ali se jedna godina ne može upisivati 3 puta. Ko
ne ispuni ove uslove, mora preći na vanredno studiranje
ako dotični fakultet uopšte upisuje vanredne studente
(Medicinski ih, na primer, ne upisuje).
Sve u svemu, zanimljivo, zar ne?
Dejan
PS Ono za ukidanje petica se nisam šalio!
zgode.11dejanr,
Narode, kako bi bilo da malo pročitate stare viceve pre nego
što isti pošaljete ponovo? Sad ne znam šta da radim sa tim
duplikatima koji ljudima produžavaju prenos... da li ih brisati,
ostaviti...
Pozdrav,
Dejan
zgode.12vzivkovic,
Preuzeto sa OZONA
PORUKE LIžNE PRIRODE:
1. Muškarci su kao encinklopedije: debeli, dosadni i misle da sve
znaju!
2. Da mi je ženski mozak bar na mesec dana, pa da se odmorim k'o
čovek!
3. Samo 22 miliona ljudi ima sreću da živi u Jugoslaviji. Ostali
nemaju tu srecu, ali imaju sve ostalo!
4. Izgubljena ručna bomba. Porodici nalazača saučešće!
5. U kojoj prodavnici nameštaja može da se kupi švedski sto?
6. Ubedio sam je u dve reči - zahvaljujući pantomimi!
7. Dva i dva nije četiri kada se nađu dve mačke i dva miša u istoj
kutiji!
8. žujete li buku u ormanu? To moja haljina izlazi iz mode!
9. Ljudi se češu jer dolaze šugava vremena!
10. Spomenici postoje da bi ptice mogle da prave političke grafite!
11. žovek koji je ustao na levu nogu se prepoznaje po tome što svaki
drugi korak čini levom nogom!
12. žovekov najbolji prijatelj je šank - na njega uvek može da se
osloni!
13. Najveći ženskaroš je Džeri - stalno ga jure neke mačke!
14. Najpogubnije je raditi u fabrici municije kao degustator!
15. Najčešća ženska navika je mini-suknja. Najčešća muška navika je
zavirivanje pod žensku naviku!
zgode.13vzivkovic,
Izvinjavam se svim članovima SEZAMa! Nisam znao kako se ostavljaju
vicevi, pa sam jedan ostavio u kferenciju VICEVI!
Veoma mi je žao.
Vaš Vladimir!
zgode.14dejanr,
Naravno, ne možemo a da ne pomenemo i drugu stranu stvari - i
pored razlog broj 1 u sledećem spisku objavljujemo i šta je to
Sys-Twit.
Dakle:
SYSOP TWITS!!
-------------
Just to keep it fair - here is the other
side of the BBS TWITS coin!
o Sys-Twits lock out users because of a difference on
opinion such as politics, religion, etc. Sys-Twits feel
that locking out the user is the best way to explain his
views and show that user the error in his ways.
o Sys-Twits demand user fees prior to letting a user view
the contents and functions of his board. A Sys-Twit feels
that if he is demanding money for access, then the user
should know that the board is a great board and should pay
the fee sight unseen.
o Sys-Twits give all users access to all area regardless of
their age. Sys-Twits feel that if a nine year old user
doesn't know the appearance and functions of the human
reproductive organs, then it is about time he learned.
o Sys-Twits ALWAYS break into chat with the user. After all,
most users crave the blinding insights which freely flow
from the Sysop's fingertips. Especially when the Sysop
just wants to hassle someone.
o Sys-Twits never admit that their board have vacant or
unused slots. To avoid the embarrassment, they take the
phone off the hook so as to make it look "busy and real
active" to potential callers.
o Sys-Twits use vivid adult graphics on their opening
screens for all to see. They laugh at the fact that some
adolescents spend hours before their CRT fantasizing over
the graphics before them.
o Sys-Twits NEVER offer assistance to other Sysops. They are
very protective of their boards and will not do anything
to help their competition. When help is requested by
another Sysop, a Sys-Twit simply ignores the request.
o Sys-Twits do not offer Visiting Sysop status to other
Sysops. They feel that if other Sysops want access then
they should pay like anyone else. But, when visiting other
boards, Vis-Sys status is requested every time.
o Sys-Twits have 147 close friends who they have made Co-
Sysop of their board. These Co-Sysops have no function on
the Sys-Twit's board but it enables them to gain Vis-Sys
status on all the boards in town, and escape any user fees
or ratios.
o Sys-Twits publicly condemn another Sysop's board. Sys-
Twits feel that by doing so, his users will spend more
time on his board and ignore the other.
o Sys-Twits feel that to be a REAL Sysop you must have a 24
hour board. They ignore the fact that some Sysop's
financial capabilities are not sufficient to absorb such
an expense.
o Sys-Twits will operate a board only 1 or two hours a day
only to gain Vis-Sys status on other boards. The Sys-
Twits, board usually has only one or two functions and is
not a serious attempt to operate BBS.
o Sys-Twits totally ignore 300 baud callers. They feel that
all users should have the faster communications hardware
available. They do not consider the fact that some users
do not have the financial resources to buy faster modems,
or have received the modem as a gift which they are not
yet in the position to dispose of.
o Sys-Twits love to break in and demand a user drop carrier
that the Sys-Twit can use the phone to make the all
important call to Pizza Hut for delivery.
zgode.15dejanr,
Da li vam je SysOp SEZAM-a već rekao da je ova tema namenjena
"uzvišenoj diskusiji" a da viceve treba ostavljati na
odgovarajuće mesto? Naravno da jeste. Ali svako pravilo služi
da bi ga "vlasti" ponekad prekršile :-)) pa ću tako ovde
napraviti izuzetak - radi se o nečemu tako interesantnom i
tako posvećenom BBS problematici da je konferencija SEZAM
pravo mesto za tekst.
Dakle... uživajte!
Are You a Twit?
--- --- - -----
This bulletin is based on a file downloaded from
Metro Shareware BBS in the USA
It does NOT necessarily reflect the opinions of the Sysop.
o Twits love DOWNLOADING. Uploading is for simpletons who
can't tell whether they are coming or going. If Twits
designed modems, we'd all have one which downloads at 18.2
K-Baud, and uploads at 300 baud. If Twits wrote protocols,
the smallest block they could receive would be 10 megs.
o Twits can't READ or COUNT. This is evidenced by their
total inability to comprehend System Rules, or
Upload/Download Ratio's. But, for some strange reason,
they can still use a computer. Because of this handicap,
most Twits are unemployed. It is a miracle that most of
them haven't been retained by the State to pick up trash
on the expressways. They'd gladly volunteer for it, if it
could be done with a modem and they were called "Remote-
Trash Downloaders".
o Twits feel that the proper way to leave a board is to drop
the carrier. They do this because they don't want to waste
their valuable time exiting via the "Goodbye" command,
when they could spend that time calling another board.
o Twits NEVER leave messages, unless it is rude, crude, or
socially unacceptable. If an exception to this exists, it
will probably be a creative one-liner such as
"Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
Twits rarely reply to messages. Unless they enter a one-
liner such as the one above.
o Twits NEVER communicate with SysOps, unless it is to ask
WHY such and such file is unavailable, demand access to
the "Pirate-Board", or gripe about something. Mail from
the SysOp is considered to be the electronic equivalent of
"Junk-Mail", and should be ignored. In fact, there should
be some form of law to stop it from being written.
o Twits NEVER pay for access to a computer system. They see
themselves as latter-day "Robin-Hoods", taking from the
rich (SysOps) and giving to the Poor (Themselves). Their
motto: "If it isn't free, it isn't worth having."
o Twits NEED multiple logon codes. This is the measure of
their Twit-dom, and reflects their true status in the
Twit-community. A Twit with only ONE logon code is a
FAILURE, and faces censure and possible expulsion from
their peer group. (It is no wonder that Twits exhibit
schizo-tendancies)
o Twits know EVERYTHING. Just ask them. But, it'd take a
crow-bar and dynamite to get any useful information out of
them.These self-professed "experts" will RARELY stoop so
low as to assist someone who may genuinely need some help.
After all, a REAL "hacker" never needs or asks for help.
o A Twit would not be caught dead using their REAL NAME when
calling a BBS. In fact, Twits refuse to leave anything
more involved than a handle when registering with a BBS.
(EVERYONE knows who "Slinky Toy" is!!!)
The ONLY exception to this rule is that they will often
use SOMEONE ELSE's real name. Or, they may use the name of
a Heavy-Metal rock & roll group. (Imagine a system where
everyone is named "Guns&Roses")
o Twits NEVER register their Shareware. Cash is what they
use to buy faster modems. Program Authors are neurotic -
compulsives, and if they did not serve a purpose, Twits
would have them abolished completely.
o Twits ADORE Sprint, MCI, and other long-distance credit
card numbers, IF they belong to someone else. This also
applies to COMPUSERV, SOURCE, etc. Their motto is: "If you
can't steal it, it can't be much fun".
o A Twit is a "BBS Connoisseur". They KNOW how your system
SHOULD look and run. They will not hesitate to inform you
if it fails to meet their demanding and rigid
expectations. (They consider this a "Public Service")
However, they would NEVER trouble themselves to run their
OWN bbs. That might take valuable time away from their
duties as "Remotes" on the 30 or more systems they spend
all their waking moments calling.
o Twits LOVE to page the SysOp, often just for the sheer
hell of it. They are most fond of "Late-Night" paging.
This is the perfect time for them to explain the
infallible logic as to why they should be given Remote-
SysOp access to your system. Their second most favored
reason for wanting to chat is "Just checking to see if you
were THERE!"
o Twits cannot comprehend WHY the IBM program they just
downloaded won't run on their Atari 800. After all,
programs are programs, right? And, any fool knows that a
32K machine can hold a 200K program.
o Twits can't TOLERATE seeing a command that they can't use.
Their motto is "try, try again". If it didn't work the
first time, it HAS to work on the second, third, fourth,
etc. No self-respecting SysOp would intentionally offer
them anything less than TOTAL ACCESS.
o Twits are FASCINATED by DOS. Their quest for it rivals the
search for the legendary "Holy-Grail". They MUST reach it,
through their modem, or all is lost. What they would do
with it if they reached it, is probably a lot like what a
dog who chases cars would do with one if he managed to
catch it. (Pee on the tires?)
o Twits are totally ENGROSSED by hardware. They can conceive
of the most unorthodox, outrageous, and potentially lethal
contraptions known on Earth.Occasionally, these "time-
bombs" actually work.Any difficulties they experience with
their computers will fall under the heading of
"Miscegenation", or "Poetic Justice".
o Twits CRAVE the LATEST version of "Goober-Pods", or
"Space-Weenies". To reward the SysOp for access to such
mega-byte gems, they will upload VALUABLE and USEFUL
programs in return. Such as "Weasel-Stompers" for the
Commodore-64, providing it is less than 10K in size.
o A Twit NEVER uses applications programs, and NEVER writes
programs. (Programs are what Twits DOWNLOAD, and most can
just BARELY write or spell) Their motto: "If you don't
need a joystick to play it, it isn't worth having".
o A real Twit will FLATLY REFUSE to use ANY compression
method on files they intend to upload. After all, SysOps
sit and twiddle their thumbs waiting on something to do,
and should be GRATEFUL that they get ANY uploads, EVER!
They also refuse to upload documentation. (It is crutch
for weak minds and the hallmark of the Geek)
o Twits SUFFER if there are no "NEW" files on the system.
There may be a correlation between "NEW" files and Twits,
much as there is one which exists between dog-excrement
and flies. The only difference is that flies usually leave
after eating their fill. Twits don't.
o Twits desperately NEED to become Remote-Sysops. They KNOW
that EVERYONE else on the system has SysOp capabilities,
and don't want to be excluded from all the fun! (Are all
Twits created equal?)
o Twits think that the "Caps Lock" key must be activated in
order to properly leave a message on a board. They think
that their message is of such great importance that it
must be screamed at everyone.
o Occasionally an above average Twit who discovers that
modeming can be a two way street will attempt to get
around upload\download ratios by renaming the same program
fifteen or twenty times and using it to fill the sysop's
hard disk with redundant programs. After all, rules were
meant to be broken, right?
zgode.16dejanr,
Danas sam u knjižari na Slaviji video jednu knjigu malog
formata ali sa MNOGO strana (par hiljada) na čijoj (kožnoj)
naslovnoj strani piše: LJEVAžKI PRIRUžNIK. Sreća da na dnu
piše i ko je izdavač: SAVEZ LJEVAžA (a ne LJEVAKA)...
zgode.17dejanr,
Ne znam da li ovo da računam u viceve ali stiže pre neki
dan...
Date: Sun, 22 Jun 90 11:12:00 EDT
From: JNCWVBB@IUP
To: .....@CS.PARDU.edu
Subject: Make money.....$$$....
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in the message base or to the file section, call the file,
MAKECASH.ext
Within 60 days you will receive over $50,000.00 in CASH. Keep
a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again
and again whenever you need money. As soon as you mail out
these letters you are automatically in the mail order business
and people are sending you $2.00 to be placed on your mailing
list. This list can then be rented to a list broker that can be
found in the Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular
basis. The list will become more valuable as it grows in size.
This is a service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any
doubts, refer to Title 1 8, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal
lottery laws. NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address
sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not
discard the names and notes they send you. This is PROOF that
you are truely providing a service and should the IRS or some
other Government Agency question you, you can provide them with
this proof! Remember as each post is downloaded and the
instructions carefully followed, five members will be
reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with two
dollars each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so
that when your name reaches the number five position you will
be receiving thousands of dollars in cash.
1. ALAN MYOTT 3009 MORNINGSIDE AV Las Vegas, NV. 89106
2. CHARLES SHAPIRO 1102 Philadelphia St,#205,Indiana,
PA 15701
3. TREVOR HAMMONDS P.O. BOX 1585 ARCADIA, CA. 91077-1585
4. DAVID J. MURPHY 18 South 11th Street,#205,Indiana,
PA 15701
5. ROGER CAMPAGNONI 2055 Dewayne Ave. Camarillo, CA. 93010
6. WALT PIUREK 2430 OARFISH LANE, OXNARD, CA 93035
7. STAN JACOB P.O. BOX 7266 OXNARD, CA. 93031
8. HERBERT FLOWERS P.O. BOX 221 MILLERS TAVERN, VA. 23115
9. ROD RIPPEY 2001 GUNNELL FARMS DR. VIENNA, VA 22181
10 Andrew J. Hester Route 4, Box 172, Roxboro, NC 27573
The following letters were written by participating members in
this program.
To Whom It May Concern:
About six months ago I received the enclosed post in letter
form. I ignored it. I received about five more of the same
letter within the next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of
course, I was tempted to follow through and dreamed of making
thousands, but I was convinced it was just another gimmick and
could not possibly work. I was wrong! About three weeks ater I
saw this same letter posted on a local bulletion board in
Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try with my
computer. I didn't expect much because I figured, if other
people were as skeptical as I, they wouldn't be too quick to
part with Ten dollars. But, I buy lottery tickets weekly in my
province and have nothing to show for it but ticket stubs.
This week I decided to look at this as my weekly lottery
purchase. I addressed the envelopes and mailed out one dollar
in each as directed. Two weeks went by and I didn't recieve
anything in the mail. The fourth week rolled around and I
couldn't believe what happened! I can't say I received
$50,000, but it was definitely well over $35,000! For the
first time in ten years, I got out of debt. It was great. Of
course, it didn't take me long to go through my earnings so I
am using this excellent money opportunity once again. Follow
the instructions and get ready to enjoy. Please send a copy of
this letter along with the enclosed letter so together we can
convince people who are skeptical that it really works! Good
Luck, Charles Kust St. Agathe Que.
Another letter: I tried a similar program in which the cost
was $5.00 per response. In that one the return was about 3%.
Since I did not have a modem I sent out letters regular mail.
I created mailing labels with Appleworks and printed the labels
on pressure sensitive tape. The first mailing that I used the
$2.00 dollar per reponse approach I started to get return mail
in just over one week! I sent out 200 letters instead of 100
that is required if you use the mail instead of the bulletion
boards. Additionally, I included as many friends, relatives,
classmates, that I could think of in order to encourage their
participation if they happened to recognize my name, so my
percnetage of gain was higher. I am trying again with 500
letters to see if I surpass the $141,000 of the last time. You
just won't beleive it until you try. Best Wishes, Mark Garner
Dallas Texas Additional
Notes: This system works equally well if mailed out manually.
Mind you it takes more effort to hand address the envelopes and
the cost goes up proportionately to cover the postage and
envelopes. You must also photo copy the instructions, cross
out the name in number one position, write in your name in the
number ten slot and change the rest of the numbers accordinly.
(It might beneater to use white out or paste over the names.)
In order to achieve the same results you must send out the
$2.00 dollars to the first five names and then send out another
100 letters with copies of the program enclosed. It has been
suggested not to put a return address on the outside of the
envelope in order to encourage the recipient to open it. The
return will approxiamate that then received from the posts
listed on the bulletin boards.
Another letter: I was working the grave yard night shift at the
hospital administration office and was bored to tears. I saw
this letter laying on my desk from the previous shift. I had
nothing better to do so I figured, Why not? I ran off over 100
copies on the office copier. I found some blank envelopes in
a desk drawer and began to hand write the addresses from the
telephone book. I borrowed the postage meter and stamped the
envelopes. Carefully I stuffed the envelopes not forgetting to
put in the five two dollar bills to the first five names. I
put the entire lot in the mail bag. Total time from start to
finish was three and one half hours which included several
short stops to answer the telephone and fill out an admission
slip. Total cost to me $10.00 dollars. Fourty two days later I
gave notice to my employer and I will never have to work the
night shift again. Peggy Lou G. Scottsdale Arizona
PS. I made a nice size donation to the hospital building fund.
I figured it was the least I could do for the use of there
envelopes.
zgode.18ljupco,
Dali ste znali da najobicniji (tajvanski) modem na kartici (od 2400
boda, nema MNP) moze da kosta 26000 din!!!
Toliko kosta na standu Iskre na sajmu u Skopju ovih dana. Covek na
standu koji mi je rekao cenu, kaze da ih najceste uvale "radnim
organizacijama". Pitam sa koliku proviziju daju?
zgode.19glisin,
Odem ja malo do belog sveta sinoć, kad ono imam šta da vidim! Skupili se
naši i udri chantrare!
=> (CEARN)RELAY - <*Vlada*> Eh, Gliso verovao ili ne ali ja sam pre
=> (CEARN)RELAY - <*Vlada*> oko 2 god. bio u Loznici i slusao o Pascalu
=> (CEARN)RELAY: M O L I M !!! (this if for Vlada, hi'll understand)
=> (PLAINS)MALENOVI - Alo Ivane!
=> (PLAINS)MALENOVI - Rade Zonjic ovde - ezonjic@yubgef51
=> (PLAINS)MALENOVI - ... kako ide?
Svašta!!! Ja reko odoh malo da vežbam engleski, nisam ga dugo koristio, kad ono
ništa ;-))) I posle neko kaže da nismo ekspanzionisti! O:-) A gleaj sad ovo,
što me je malo kasnije pitao Fairmaiden:
=> (CEARN)RELAY - <Fairmaiden> iggy, what is that? german?
=> (CEARN)RELAY: Language? No, Serbian.
=> (CEARN)RELAY - <Vlada> it's serbian
Gluuuuuuuuuuuuuupi zmajevi! Ameri!
žuj to: NEMAžKI! Bah! ;-<<<
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