devojke.1119crncic,
-> #1116, princess >> saljite jos GIF-ova! :)
žim ovi ubace nove modeme biće gomila(gifova:)), obećavam.
devojke.1120haevorn,
-> #1117, omega> Ţ * Jos kad bi dao Gif -> Jpg ,ih...
> Ţ
> Ţ Problem je sto to ne postoji,uzmi paint shop za win,radi radnju.
>
> Postoji, ali me mrzi da saljem ;)
žini mi se da su oba programa (G2J i J2G) bila okačena baš u
ovu temu. ne znam, možda u F.11 ili F.10, u svakom slučaju,
potražite malio (li 9.1+ /t)
devojke.1121inferno,
-> #1111, zurzulŮ│ ˙ ##> Neko je trazio JPG -> GIF , evo ga ....
Ů│ ˙
Ů│ ˙ Jos kad bi dao Gif -> Jpg ,ih...
Momci, jesmo li culi za alchemy? ;)
p.s. Prava tema, nema sta! ;)
devojke.1122inferno,
-> #1099, jkpbvkŮ│ ˙ Neko je trazio JPG -> GIF , evo ga ....
E ne da si pogodio temu - svaka ti čast! ;))
devojke.1123bane.,
-> #1113, jkpbvk>> * Jos kad bi dao Gif -> Jpg ,ih...
>>
>> Problem je sto to ne postoji,uzmi paint shop za win,radi
>> radnju.
Kako ne postoji? Pa GWS radi i to.
Bane
devojke.1124bane.,
-> #1115, vitez.koja>> Pa ti si ozbiljno bolestan...
Ja?? A sto?
Bane
devojke.1127omega,
-> #1121, infernoŢ Ů│ ˙ Jos kad bi dao Gif -> Jpg ,ih...
Ţ
Ţ Momci, jesmo li culi za alchemy? ;)
A jeste li culi za QPEG?
devojke.1128ognjen,
-> #1113, jkpbvk)-> Problem je sto to ne postoji,uzmi paint shop za win,radi
)-> radnju.
Mislim da postoji. Neko je slao jpg3gif.zip, mozda bas u ovu
temu, ali je spoooro radio pa sam ga obrisao. U svakom slucaju,
mislim da radi i u suprotnom smeru.
devojke.1129jkpbvk,
Moja greska,postoji gif2jpg ali verzija koja je kruzila je bila strasno spora
imala je jos neke bagove,evo je najnovija i ispravna.
cjpeg.exedevojke.1130jkpbvk,
-> #1123, bane.* Kako ne postoji? Pa GWS radi i to.
Radi se o fajlu koji radi konverziju gif->jpg a ne o konverziji iz nekog
programa,a pomenuo sam paint shop iz razloga jer je sve ovo i krenulo tako
sto je neko trazio taj fajl jer nemoze da pokrene alchemy,qpeg i sl. jer ima
286 a mislim da bi paint shop mogao da
H
devojke.1131baslo,
Neznam da li su neki korisnici ovog sistema obavesteni da postoje i
konferencije koje se bave pitanjima kompjuterskog softvera. Ako to nisu znali
evo sada znaju pa neka rasprave o brzinskim i drugim karakteristikama programa
kao sto su GWS, Paint shop itd. vode tamo. ;)
devojke.1132zurzul,
-> #1114, nemanja.##> Sve zavisi koliko imas godina. Ja imam 15 i ne bi me bilo
##> sramota. ;)
Pa i ti treba da se stidis!
Ja imam 17 god i umro bi od stida kad bi me neko vidio sa djevocicom od
7 god!
Legenda
devojke.1133zurzul,
-> #1118, crncic##> Kako se ne setis da si i ti nekad bio 7. razred ?
Da? I sta onda? Evo sjetio sam se! I trebao sam da muvam
djevojku od 17 god,jel???
devojke.1134dcolak,
-> #1125, bane.│ Kako vam se svidja Zora?
Jel' čitava il' opet falična?
Sledge DAMMIR!
devojke.1135armitage,
-> #1114, nemanja.> Sve zavisi koliko imas godina. Ja imam 15 i ne bi me bilo
> sramota. ;)
Ma da, evo baš u mom kraju ima jedno obdanište... :)
-*- Armitage -*-
[ Have you noticed that the older you get the younger your dates are. Soon
you'll be dating sperm! (Billy Crystal, City Slickers) ]
devojke.1136zurzul,
-> #1127, omega##> A jeste li culi za QPEG?
Nisam siguran da QPEG moze da konvertuje formate slika!???
devojke.1137uobradovic,
-> #1132, zurzulĆĆĆ##> Sve zavisi koliko imas godina. Ja imam 15 i ne bi me bilo
ĆĆĆ##> sramota. ;)
ĆĆĆ Pa i ti treba da se stidis!
ĆĆĆ Ja imam 17 god i umro bi od stida kad bi me neko vidio sa
ĆĆĆ djevocicom od 7 god!
Što treba da se stidi.Pa razlika je samo dve godine.
Uroš
devojke.1138uobradovic,
-> #1133, zurzulĆĆĆ Da? I sta onda? Evo sjetio sam se! I trebao sam da muvam
ĆĆĆ djevojku od 17 god,jel???
Pa normalno da si trebao.
devojke.1139ognjen,
-> #1134, dcolak)-> Jel' citava il' opet falicna?
Opet bez noge. Kad vidim ovo, onaj CHOCOLAT.GIF dodje kao
pravi odmor za oci.
devojke.1140ognjen,
-> #1132, zurzul)-> Ja imam 17 god i umro bi od stida kad bi me neko vidio sa
)-> djevocicom od 7 god!
Pa, i nije rekao za 10 godina, vec za 2-3 godine mladje.
devojke.1141crncic,
-> #1133, zurzul >> Da? I sta onda? Evo sjetio sam se! I trebao sam da muvam
>> djevojku od 17 god,jel???
Ne, nego onu iz 7. razreda, tvoju vršnjakunju.
Da si bio pametniju mogao si i ovu od 17 ;))
devojke.1142omega,
-> #1138, uobradovicŢ CCC Da? I sta onda? Evo sjetio sam se! I trebao sam da muvam
Ţ CCC djevojku od 17 god,jel???
Ţ
Ţ Pa normalno da si trebao.
Ko kaze da je on normalan? ;)
devojke.1143omega,
-> #1136, zurzulŢ Nisam siguran da QPEG moze da konvertuje formate slika!???
I ne moze.
devojke.1144jkpbvk,
Evo jedne dobre slike ...
sxlk.jpgdevojke.1145bane.,
-> #1134, dcolak>> Jel' citava il' opet falicna?
Pogledaj pa ces da vidis. To je umetnicka fotografija.
Bane
devojke.1146bane.,
-> #1144, jkpbvk>> Evo jedne dobre slike ...
Sasvim prosecna. Nego niko ne rece kako vam se svidja Paula iz poruke
9.1126. Ako vam se svidja imam jos par slicica u mnogo boljim pozama.
Bane
devojke.1147zurzul,
-> #1137, uobradovic##> Sto treba da se stidi.Pa razlika je samo dve godine.
Pa covjece,ja sam treci razred ETS i idem sa "ribom" koja ide u sedmi
razred osnovne!
I mentalitet ljudi uopste nije vazan!???
devojke.1148zurzul,
-> #1138, uobradovic##> Pa normalno da si trebao.
Pokusao sam, i nije mi jasno zasto ali nije htjela da krene sa mnom! ;))))))
devojke.1149zurzul,
-> #1140, ognjen##> Pa, i nije rekao za 10 godina, vec za 2-3 godine mladje.
Pa to ti je to!
devojke.1150zurzul,
-> #1142, omega##> Ko kaze da je on normalan? ;)
Ti i ja moramo ozbiljno da porazgovaramo u konf. CHAT!
Legenda
P.S. I'll be waiting for you......
devojke.1151uobradovic,
-> #1132, zurzulĆĆĆ##> Sve zavisi koliko imas godina. Ja imam 15 i ne bi me bilo
ĆĆĆ##> sramota. ;)
ĆĆĆ Pa i ti treba da se stidis!
ĆĆĆ Ja imam 17 god i umro bi od stida kad bi me neko vidio sa
ĆĆĆ djevocicom od 7 god!
Što treba da se stidi.Pa razlika je samo dve godine.
Uroš
devojke.1152uobradovic,
-> #1133, zurzulĆĆĆ Da? I sta onda? Evo sjetio sam se! I trebao sam da muvam
ĆĆĆ djevojku od 17 god,jel???
Pa normalno da si trebao.
devojke.1153zcvele,
-> #1116, princessş> saljite jos GIF-ova! :)
Jeli mogu tete u toplesu na Adi, naročito kod zadnjeg reni bunara :))))
Cvele
devojke.1154bane.,
-> #1147, zurzul>> Pa covjece,ja sam treci razred ETS i idem sa "ribom" koja ide
>> u sedmi razred osnovne!
>> I mentalitet ljudi uopste nije vazan!???
Pedofil!
Bane.
devojke.1155sale,
Meni za večeras, za iskvarene i prljave (dakle sve) računardžije:
1. 1500 questions purity test (zavezan za poruku)
2. Marfijevi zakoni o seksu (i ljubavi)
3. (quick) Guide to Oral sex, part 1 (uglavnom za dame)
4. (quick) Guide to Oral sex, part 2 (uglavnom za gospodu)
(prvo da se testirate koliko ste čisti, pa onda da naučite kako da se
malo uprljate... ;)) )
1500.zipdevojke.1156sale,
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX
--------------------
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is
to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it,
because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount
of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to
get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops
listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the
same ones she can't stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you
won't either.
21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for
crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that
caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
27. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot
of frogs.
28. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse
than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
29. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
30. Love is a hole in the heart.
31. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone
into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on
the moon.
32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
33. Do it only with the best.
34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned
four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
35. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
37. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
38. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
39. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
40. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
41. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
42. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
43. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the
women he couldn't.
44. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
45. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
46. Never say no.
47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
51. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
52. Love comes in spurts.
53. The world does not revolve on an axis.
54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other
eight are unimportant.
55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
56. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they
fall in love.
58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
60. "This won't hurt, I promise."
--
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funnyčlooking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
I reply to all submissions, but about 20% of the replies bounce.
devojke.1157sale,
GUIDE TO ORAL SEX
by Anonymous
part 1: How To Suck Cock
Sucking a man's cock is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's
sad to think that many women don't appreciate just how much fun it can be.
The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it
doesn't end up being much fun. Because if you mess up, you don't get
your reward. The cock doesn't get hard, the man doesn't have a good
time and the woman feels like a failure.
But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a terrific
cock sucker. And I'm going to tell you exactly how.
It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed
or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you
need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this book, let's say
you're on a couch. You're with a man you like and you know he'd love to
have a good blow job about now.
Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and
touch his prick. If he's hot for you, it will already be hard. If he's
nervous, it may still be bent up inside his shorts. Grab hold of his cock and
lean up to his face and kiss him. See if you can feel a response down below.
Any movement is a good sign.
Now pull his cock out and see how it stands. If it's straight up,
you're doing great, otherwise, here's what to do: Pull his balls out. If the
pants are too tight, pull them down. Now hold his balls in your left hand and
his cock in your right. Squeeze it gently down toward the bottom of the
shaft and get ready to suck.
Run your tongue over your lips to get them good and wet and look
into your man's face. He wants to watch you suck him off. Men love to
watch. Now open your mouth just slightly to tease and excite your man
and come very close to his cock. Breathe on him, blow on him with your
hot breath. Stick your tongue out again and reach for him, tease him.
Making sure your tongue is dripping wet, begin at the bottom of his
shaft and lick upwards, slowly. Turn your head sideways and pretend to
take a bite of him, gently setting your teeth into his flesh. Wet him again
with your tongue and use your hand to spread the liquid around if
necessary. A wet cock looks and sounds a lot sexier than a dry one.
Your left had meanwhile is massaging those balls, perhaps scratch-
ing them lightly with your fingernails. You may also want to reach
behind and underneath the balls to get to that ever-so-sensitive area
just before the anus, or even to run your fingers over his asshole very
lightly. Since the muscle that cause erection originates back there, this
will produce a reaction in his cock.
After you've licked his shaft lots of times and it's all wet and hard,
your man is going to start squirming with frustration if you don't start
getting serious. A quick look up at his face will let you know when you're
taking things too far. Teasing is great...to a point. A little experience
in cock-sucking will educate you as to just when that point has been
reached. On one of your upward swings with your tongue, from the base
of his shaft to the rim of his knob, don't stop. Continue your long, wet
lick over the top of his cock, lingering at the hole in the center. Stick your
tongue into it, if you can, but don't suck the head yet.
Now run your tongue around the rim of his knob, all the way around,
making frequent passes on the tender skin directly facing you. This is
where most men are the most sensitive. But not all men! That's one
thing a good cock sucker has to learn to do, as soon as you're comfort-
able, that is. Ask questions. Each man is unique and so is his cock.
Squeeze the shaft and see if some clear liquid pops up. If it does,
dip your tongue into it and pull away. It will stretch with you and look
fantastically erotic to your partner. Now, make like you love the stuff.
Close in on that cockhead like it was chocolate ice-cream and take the
whole knob into your hot mouth. Hold it there. Listen to him moan. Now
down quickly and take as much of his cock as you can get into your
mouth. Don't worry, you won't choke. If you bend your neck in just the
right way, you can take it clear into your throat.
Stay there, with the cock down your mouth, for just a moment. Feel
it inside of you. This can be almost as luscious as having one in your pussy.
It grows on you.
At this point you can do several things. This is one of them: Slide
back up to the tip of the cock and flick your tongue against it. Your man will
be getting antsy now, wanting you to deep-throat him some more. But
don't let him bully you. If he had his way, it'd be over in two minutes and
what fun is that?
Moving as fast as he can handle it (don't let him come yet), slide up
and down on his cock as if you're fucking him. If he gets too close to
coming, stop, or at least slow down. If you can't get all the way down to
the bottom of his prick, you can cheat a little by using that right hand of
yours to complete the sensation of deep throating him. It still looks as if
you've got the whole thing in your mouth and still feels like it. You can
also slide your fingers, made in an O-shape around the shaft, up and
down with the rhythm of your sucking.
That's another thing. Besides just mouthing the cock, you can suck it
which is quite different. There are deep-sucks and little ones and both
feel damned great. Your man may have a preference, however, so watch
his reactions.
Taking just the knob in your mouth, suck it as if it were a nipple or a
straw. This feels so good tot the man, it makes my pussy hot just thinking
about it. The other suck is a long, sweeping one, where you take the
whole cock and suck it all the way up like you would a popsicle and then
go back and do it again, sucking on the way down as well.
Here is an important thing to know: Any of these moves will feel great
the first few times or more, but after a while, it's as if the cock gets
immune to feeling. When you sense this, it's time to move onto your next
play. You don't want the cock to go to sleep. You want it constantly
stimulated, almost, but not quite, to the point of orgasm.
Which is just about where we are now. You've got a raging hard-on in
your right hand and some tight balls in your left. Lean back and take a
look at it. It's beautiful, isn't it? Move your right hand all the way to the
base of the cock and squeeze it there. This will cause the shaft to fill and
thicken, and by now the knob will be shining and smooth. Continue to
take the prick into your mouth and suck and try out all your various
moves until you know the man can't stand anymore and he's's going to
blast off.
What you do now is between you and your lover. Personally, I like to
watch it shoot. It gives me visual images for my wet dreams and besides,
it's a thrill to see the spurting cum. It's amazing how much of that stuff
comes out and how far it shoots. If you want to watch, you'll feel it
coming with your right hand and know when to back off. You can even
try to catch some on your tongue if you're fast.
You might want to swallow it, some girls do, and lots of guys like to
have it swallowed. Be careful to back up a little when it goes off though
or you'll gag on it and that's not too romantic. Take it into your mouth
and hold it there and then swallow it.
Another solution, and this is a nice one too, unless you're making love
where you can't make a mess, is to let the warm, wonderful juices gush
into your mouth and then slide around the already wet cock. It make it
so slippery and delightful to touch! You'll want to run your hands
through it, feeling that hard cock all the way up, smoothing the glisten-
ing cum over the knob. This makes a great sensual image too, for you
and for your man.
Now you've given your man a blow job that he'll not forget. Believe me,
if you follow my instructions, this guy will want to see a lot more of you.
I've heard from men that one woman in fifty knows how to give good
head. The rest act like it's a big favor. Which is another point i should
make. If you don't like to give head and you've tried to learn to like it and
it still doesn't work, don't give up. Maybe you'll like it more as you grow
older. Men say older women are much better at giving head. But I
should warn you, there are a lot of out here who love to give head and
we're going to be stiff competition for you shy ones. I know women who
can even have orgasms sucking cock.
One final note, this time for the men: Don't push it. There's nothing
more deadly than having a man push your head down there. Just wait.
If she's into it, she'll get around to it, sometimes not until the second
time you make love. And if you give her time, she'll learn to like it. If she
doesn't enjoy it, perhaps your next lover will.
devojke.1158sale,
GUIDE TO ORAL SEX
by Anonymous
part 2: How to Eat Pussy
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy
because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who
says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try
are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a
woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going
to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She
won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most
popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can
usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it
made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's
most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like
her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell
her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.
Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing
that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I've seen plenty of
them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked
inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come
out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered
with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her
what makes her special.
Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during
love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you
talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're
petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.
Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner
lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until
you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you
guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her
capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her
foreskin.
Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You
can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means,
to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's
own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and
that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up
to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.
Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be
teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss
it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to
her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.
Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face
into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to
further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is
bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her,
then put your lips right on top of her slit.
Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her
pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the
layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands.
Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.
Tongue-fuck her. This feels define. It also teases the hell out of
her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out.
See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's covering. If so,
lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath.
So bring your tongue up tot he top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may
barely experience it's presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl,
you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and
press into her skin.
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the
clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to
shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips
into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch
your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder.
If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into
the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her.
Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what
she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!'
There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock
sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well.
I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like
nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all
over him.
But back to your pussy eating session...There's another thing you can
do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's
enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, curing or after. She'll really
like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has
another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you
rub up against when you're fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far
away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.
Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and
therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate
her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her
with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.
She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking
her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be
giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting
high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is
unique. You may have one who's nipples get hard when she's excited or only
when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble.
Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover.
When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of
that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from
the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving
your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your
fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely
sensitive just now.
If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this
way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm. Do you
realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was
clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have
on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her.
The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come,
made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her
alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making
love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A man can get off and
go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a
woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few
moments after sex.
Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But
it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your
lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.
devojke.1159fancy,
-> #1158, saleŮŢ> part 2: How to Eat Pussy
ŮŢ> part 1: How To Suck Cock
Gle..!
Mislio sam da je ovo mesto mrtvo..?!
devojke.1160dcolak,
-> #1146, bane.│ Sasvim prosecna. Nego niko ne rece kako vam se svidja Paula iz poruke
│ 9.1126. Ako vam se svidja imam jos par slicica u mnogo boljim pozama.
žek' da skinem pa će slediti komentar :)
Sledge DAMMIR!
devojke.1161paki,
-> #1154, bane.> Pedofil!
Molim te, samo se ti ne javljaj :(
devojke.1162.marko.,
-> #1146, bane.-->> 9.1126. Ako vam se svidja imam jos par slicica u mnogo boljim pozama.
Ma strava, super, samo salji! :))
devojke.1163armitage,
Odbijam da snosim bilokakvu odgovornost ako sutra budem ubio nekog uličnog
preprodavca cigareta.
-*- Armitage -*-
P.S.: Postoji li gori dan od četvrtka? (može i u mail) :(
devojke.1164bane.,
-> #1161, paki>> Molim te, samo se ti ne javljaj :(
Zasto? Moja devojka ima 17 godina.
Bane
devojke.1166bane.,
-> #1163, armitage>> Odbijam da snosim bilokakvu odgovornost ako sutra budem ubio
>> nekog ulicnog preprodavca cigareta.
Da si bar rekao "prodavacicu"; ovako mi stvarno nije jasno kakve to ima veze
s devojkama.
Bane
devojke.1167paki,
-> #1164, bane.> >> Molim te, samo se ti ne javljaj :(
>
> Zasto? Moja devojka ima 17 godina.
Nisam mislio na to; nije u redu da _ti_ nekome
kažeš da je nastran.
devojke.1168himera,
Kratka definicija za 99.9% cura na ovom podneblju:
void Girl (int histeric,...)
Pozdrav za 0.1% ostalih.
/* Gde ste ? */
devojke.1169omega,
-> #1166, bane.Ţ Da si bar rekao "prodavacicu"; ovako mi stvarno nije jasno kakve to ima
Ţ veze s devojkama.
Ma ti MTF-ovci ne znaju ni sta pricaju ;)
devojke.1170zurzul,
-> #1164, bane.##> Zasto? Moja devojka ima 17 godina.
Aj se mjenjamo!
devojke.1171zeljkoj,
-> #1107, omega> Samo jos jedna sitnica: NEVEROVATNO JE SPOR.
Primetio sam :((.
Napiši ako znaš neki brži.
devojke.1172bane.,
-> #1167, paki>> Nisam mislio na to; nije u redu da _ti_ nekome
>> kazes da je nastran.
Hoces da kazes da sam ja nastran? Hajde malo da se vredjamo!
Ne prihvatam.
Bane
devojke.1174bane.,
A evo i jedne grupne fotografije "cetiri fatamorgane"
Bane
devojke.1175mdave,
-> #1170, zurzulSubject: Re: Rokada
MD> ##> Zasto? Moja devojka ima 17 godina.
MD>
MD> Aj se mjenjamo!
Ti hoćeš da mu budeš devojka ???
devojke.1176mpaunovic,
-> #1090, peca> kao sto je valjda svima poznato ,ja sam
> veliki postovalac nase domace privrede i uvek
> sam za to da se necemu domacem daje primat, jer
> je nase. Ali kad se radi o kurvama, tu ove nase
> zaostaju vala za svetskima pa neka prica ko sta
> hoce. Ne da zaostaju nego kao da su iz prosloga
> veka. Prvo, tesko je naci ovde zgodnu, cak i preko
> ovih agencija koje prilicno naplacuju. Drugo, cene
> su negde u granicama svetskih, a usluga je za
> nekoliko redova losija. Ovdasnje kurve uglavnom
> misle da to sto su legle, to su ti vec nevidjenu
> uslugu ucinile, pa ti sada vidi, delji, udri, a
> ona samo lezi i gleda u sat.
Prvo da izrazim postovanje cenjenome kolegi
koji je problematiku ocigledno dobro proucio i utvrdio :)))
Drugo da izjavim svoje slaganje sa kolegom,
i ubedjenje da ima jos dosta kurtona da protekne Savom i
Dunavom dok se nase kurve ne svedu bar na neki prosek sa
Zapada. Za neverovati je, valjda samo ovde to ima, da ti se
desi da ti dodje kurva koja se STIDI! Stidi se da se skine
na svetlu ili tako nesto, vidis svoj joj neprijatno i sva se
udrveni. Onda i tebe prodje volja za nekim avanturama, nego
samo gledas da obavis posao i da je otpremis napolje:))
Medjuutim postoji jedan slucaj koji moram da
prepricam, mada mi retko ko veruje kada ga pricam:) Pre
negde cetiri godine, znaci mislim 1989 u jesen ili krajem,
radili smo za neke Nemce marketing, i normalno kada ljudi
dodju ovde, mora firma lepo da ih provoda, nahrani sa
slivovica i cevacici i da ih odvede da jebu:) Uostalom i
oni tako rade (samo pivce umesto sljivovice) kada nasi
odu tamo. I tu moj ortak (sadasnji, onda mi bio šef:)
naruci od agencije "HETERA" tri kurve, znaci jednu za
Nemca, jednu za njega, jednu za mene. Ne znam koliko
je to kostalo sada, recimo negde 500 maraka sve skupa.
Kada su njih tri dosle na zalost mi
smo im jos neki propagandni materijal slagali, nismo
uspeli da zavrsimo jer nas nesto mucila Ventura u
kojoj smo radili, odnosno nismo mogli da dobijemo
svabska slova. Drzi ovako, onako, slova se pojave
ali ne valjda ivici. Tu se mi nesto sa Svabama
nervirali, natezali da to nekako zavrsimo, ali nece
pa nece. I tu jedna od te tri, rekla da se sove
Sonja ali to joj sigurno nije pravo ime, kaze daj
pusti mene, pa nesto vfm, edit, wid, sta ti ga znam,
i tras, eto ti ivice uravnate. Mi se svi slogirali.
Trebalo je nju onaj Svaba da posle
drnda, ali on kad je video nije hteo, pa je morao
moj šef:) Kaže da je bila sasvim pristojna i u toj
vrsti radnje:)) Svestrana devojcica:)))
Dakle ima svacega!
devojke.1178dejanr,
-> #1176, mpaunovic>> Kada su njih tri dosle na zalost mi
>> smo im jos neki propagandni materijal slagali, nismo
>> uspeli da zavrsimo jer nas nesto mucila Ventura u
>> kojoj smo radili, odnosno nismo mogli da dobijemo
>> svabska slova. Drzi ovako, onako, slova se pojave
>> ali ne valjda ivici. Tu se mi nesto sa Svabama
>> nervirali, natezali da to nekako zavrsimo, ali nece
>> pa nece. I tu jedna od te tri, rekla da se sove
>> Sonja ali to joj sigurno nije pravo ime, kaze daj
>> pusti mene, pa nesto vfm, edit, wid, sta ti ga znam,
>> i tras, eto ti ivice uravnate. Mi se svi slogirali.
Da je mlada dama čitala "Računare", znala bi da se isti posao mnogo
lakše obavlja paketom firme SoftCraft, WYSIFonts :)))
Mada, ako nije imala u tašni taj program (licenciranu kopiju :)))
onda je stvarno to sa VFMTOWID jedini način da se instalira font.
devojke.1179zqusovac,
> Ne rekoste kako vam se svidja Paula. Ali, posto cutanje znaci
> odobravanje, saljem i trecu sliku iste. Pa, kako vam se svidja.
Ima visak nogu, tj. obe ;)))
poz,
zq
devojke.1180dcolak,
-> #1177, bane.│ Ne rekoste kako vam se svidja Paula. Ali, posto cutanje znaci odobravanje,
│ saljem i trecu sliku iste. Pa, kako vam se svidja.
Jel' k'o Zora, bez noge?
Sledge DAMMIR!
devojke.1181wizard,
-> #1154, bane.> >> Pa covjece,ja sam treci razred ETS i idem sa "ribom" koja ide
> >> u sedmi razred osnovne!
>
> Pedofil!
Tako je, reci mu! Fuj to hoda! I to na obe noge! Fuj!
devojke.1182wizard,
-> #1173, bane.> >> Aj se mjenjamo!
>
> Zasto bih se menjao.
Hej, pa uvek možeš da joj odsečeš nogu, zar ne?!
devojke.1183mpaunovic,
-> #1178, dejanr>Da je mlada dama citala "Racunare", znala bi da se isti posao mnogo
>lakse obavlja paketom firme SoftCraft, WYSIFonts :)))
E da sam znao da joj kazem da
ce tako ubuduce lakse da vrsi posao, mozda bi nam
i popust dala:)))
Danas pitah bas ortaka da li
se seca situacije(gde da to zaboravi:)) i kakva je
bila doticna sveznalica klarisa:)) Kaze da je taj
deo njene delatnosti zaboravio uglavnom, znaci nista
posebno:)
Ali sa kompjuterom da zna,zna!:)
devojke.1184bane.,
-> #1179, zqusovac>> Ima visak nogu, tj. obe ;)))
S obzirom na kvalitete, oprostio bih joj to!
Bane
devojke.1185bane.,
-> #1180, dcolak>> Jel' k'o Zora, bez noge?
Nije. Ima obe.
Bojan
devojke.1186bane.,
-> #1181, wizard>> Tako je, reci mu! Fuj to hoda! I to na obe noge! Fuj!
Nije stvar u tome, nego koliko godina ima!
Bane
devojke.1187bane.,
-> #1182, wizard>> Hej, pa uvek mozes da joj odseces nogu, zar ne?!
Sta to vredi ako je ruzna i ako je mladja maloletnica, tj. - dete!
Bojan
devojke.1188zurzul,
-> #1173, bane.##> Zasto bih se menjao. Ja sam sa svojom zadovoljan. Ako ti nisi sa svojom,
##> znaci da je moja bolja. Ili gresim?
Ne znaci! Posvađali smo se pa smo se i razišli. :(((
Htjeo sam da ti uvalim nesto drugo! ;))
devojke.1189zurzul,
-> #1175, mdave##> Ti hoćeš da mu budeš devojka ???
cccc....
Kakvi su to ljudi kad im sve moras nacrtati?
devojke.1190paki,
-> #1172, bane.> Hoces da kazes da sam ja nastran? Hajde malo da se vredjamo!
> Ne prihvatam.
Reći nekom da je nastran po meni nije uvreda, ali nema veze.
Samo bih voleo da se ne vređamo, čak ni malo. Ionako mi je dosta
vređanja na Sezamu.
Nema šta tu da se prihvata ili ne, po važećim merilima prosečnog
homo sapiensa nastran si. Ili hoćeš da mi kažeš da uživanje u
gledanju amputiranih ženskih udova nije nastrano? Pogledaj samo
citate iz poruka koje si ovde slao:
> Now Valerie, beneath her pretty frock extends full nine inches
> of polished cork high heel to adjust her shorter leg. How neat
> and clean, and so compelling to admiring gaze. What charm can
> exist in yet so small a thing? Pointing her pretty toecap to the
> ground, she moves along with rhythmic grace, her frock swaying as
> to a pendulum hastening down the street. Before we see her
> swaying form abreast, we enjoy to the full her great attraction,
> and from behind we can but admire the cobbler's art that shaped
> such symmetry with consummate grace.
> Finally to Vera, whose limping luck will not have need of any
> artifice or disguise. Vera merely limps, but limps in such a way
> that her undulating body is a poem in movement. There is nothing
> ugly or repulsive in her walk, her regulated pace set by the
> crippled member has infinite attraction, and coupled with an eye
> to style, she presents a very charming picture.
Ja zaista nemam neki bolji izraz za ovakvu vrstu uživanja.
Neko je ovde pomenuo da si fetišista, ne znam da li to odgovara?
Uzmimo, na primer, da nekog privlači seks sa životinjama.
Zamisli da takav neko šalje ovde slike "na delu" i priče i
iskustva. Kako bi ti okarakterisao takvu osobu?
(Da se razumemo, gornji pasus je napisan bez ikakve namere da
uvredi, naveden je samo kao primer nastranog ponašanja.
Naravno, postoje različiti nivoi nastranosti.)
Meni tvoje poruke i ukus ne smetaju, ali mi smeta to što
kritikuješ druge, govoreći im da su nastrani (pretpostavljam da
je "Pedofilu!" napisano u tom smislu).
Voleo bih da raspravu (ako je bude bilo) vodimo bez vređanja,
jer od uvreda nikad ništa dobro nije nastalo, a ionako je već
prevelika količina negativne energije na Sezamu za moj ukus.
Pozdrav, Pavle.
devojke.1191princess,
-> #1190, pakinegativna energija?....objasni mi!
devojke.1192wizard,
-> #1186, bane.> Nije stvar u tome, nego koliko godina ima!
Najlepše je piče kad mu dlaka niče. ;)
> Bane
Nego... šta tebi dođe Bojan?
devojke.1193wizard,
-> #1187, bane.> Sta to vredi ako je ruzna i ako je mladja maloletnica, tj. - dete!
Potpuno si u pravu. Džaba bi sekao... Ali to ti dođe kao investicija?
> Bojan
Nego... šta tebi dođe Bane?
devojke.1194zurzul,
-> #1181, wizard##> Tako je, reci mu! Fuj to hoda! I to na obe noge! Fuj!
Sadisto jedan! ;))
devojke.1195zurzul,
-> #1182, wizard##> Hej, pa uvek možeš da joj odsečeš nogu, zar ne?!
cc..
Ima svakakvih ljudi ovde na sezamu!
Prosto me jeza hvata na samu pomisao SEZAM.
devojke.1196zurzul,
ccc...
Ne znate vi sta je "riba"! ;))))
Sve čovjek mora da vam crta (slika)!
fire.gifdevojke.1197crncic,
-> #1195, zurzul >> Ima svakakvih ljudi ovde na sezamu!
>> Prosto me jeza hvata na samu pomisao SEZAM.
Ima i za to rešenja, prodaš modem i rešio si 'brige' ;))
devojke.1198mazi,
-> #1176, mpaunovic<O> Trebalo je nju onaj Svaba da posle
<O> drnda, ali on kad je video nije hteo, pa je morao
<O> moj šef:) Kaže da je bila sasvim pristojna i u toj
<O> vrsti radnje:)) Svestrana devojcica:)))
I onda posle kažu da mi srbi nismo svestrana nacija :)))
Ivan.
PS Ne verujem ti :)))
devojke.1199paki,
-> #1191, princess> negativna energija?....objasni mi!
Šta znam... čini mi se da se na Sezamu u poslednje vreme
ljudi mnogo više svađaju nego ranije.
devojke.1200kum.djole,
Re :)
Htedoh reći, jel smem i ja malo..opet :) ?
Kum..
devojke.1201jkpbvk,
Sta ? Brenda iz Beverly Hills-asnimala pornice,ma daj ne seri !
Evo ga God Damn dokaz :))
shannen1.arjdevojke.1203jkpbvk,
Jos jednom Brenda ...
shannon2.arjdevojke.1204pexon,
-> #1200, kum.djole ű Re :)
ű
ű Htedoh reći, jel smem i ja malo..opet :) ?
Re Kumeeeee :)
Samo napred :)
Jel si ti to potrošio sok ;> ili si nas se uželeo...xexe :>
poz,
Deda
devojke.1205gonzo,
-> #1204, pexon-+*> Jel si ti to potrošio sok ;> ili si nas se uželeo...xexe :>
A kakav to šok? :) Kume jel si se ti to šokirao ? :>
devojke.1206jkpbvk,
Evo Madone u zagrljaju nekog dede ..
sex-9.arjdevojke.1207jkpbvk,
Madona iz verovatno nekog pornica,
jel' neko gledao neki pornic sa njom ?
sex-4.arjdevojke.1208jkpbvk,
Sorry svima sto sam pakovao zadnja 4 jpg-a,imam neki problem ili sa modemom
ili sa comm.programom (ili sa sezamom ??) , ali neuspeva mi da posaljem fajl
sa extenzijom jpg,neverovatno ..
devojke.1209bane.,
-> #1191, princess>> negativna energija?....objasni mi!
To ti je kad telo NEGATIVNE mase pokrenes brzinom V, ili ako telo mase
M (masa je uvek pozitivna, koliko znam) pokrenie imaginarnom brzinom.
U svakom slucaju, negativna energija NE POSTOJI
Bane
devojke.1210bane.,
-> #1192, wizard>> Nego... sta tebi dode Bojan?
Bojan mi je brat. A sto?
Bane
devojke.1211bane.,
-> #1193, wizard>> Nego... sta tebi dode Bane?
Ja Bojanu dodjem brat (stariji).
Bane
devojke.1213bulaja,
Pošto je u ovoj temi u poslednje vreme bilo dosta (zalutalih:) poruka
vezanih za konverziju .GIF i .JPG datoteka, bilo bi dobro da onaj ko je
zainteresovan pogleda u PC.UTIL konferenciji poruke 7.43, 7.44 i 7.46
odnosno nove datoteke u GRAPHICS direktorijumu koje se tamo spominju.
Sve u cilju nesmetanog rada sa vizuelnim stimulatorima... Enjoy.. O:)
devojke.1214gonzo,
-> #1208, jkpbvk-+*> ili sa comm.programom (ili sa sezamom ??) , ali neuspeva mi
-+*> da posaljem fajl
Jel' koristiš TeleMate?
devojke.1215peca,
-> #1176, mpaunovic!!> uslugu ucinile, pa ti sada vidi, delji, udri, a
!!> ona samo lezi i gleda u sat.
!!
!!
!! Prvo da izrazim postovanje cenjenome kolegi
!!koji je problematiku ocigledno dobro proucio i utvrdio :)))
Godine na terenu, stono kaze Indijana Dzons:)))
!! Dunavom dok se nase kurve ne svedu bar na neki prosek sa
!! Zapada. Za neverovati je, valjda samo ovde to ima, da ti se
!! desi da ti dodje kurva koja se STIDI! Stidi se da se skine
Ima jos gore, kada pocnes radnju da radis,
a ona gleda u neke casopise okolo (i bar da
su porno , nego malo ne pocne da cita politiku :))
Inace od bisera domace prostitucije-sada u boljim
? agencijama praktikuju da kurvu doveze sofer, i
onda sofer ti prvo udje u kucu da proveri da li je
cist vazduh i da mu das pare, pa tek onda ona
dolazi :(( Stvarno neverovatno sta mora covek da
trpi za svoje pare :(
devojke.1216paki,
-> #1209, bane.> U svakom slucaju, negativna energija NE POSTOJI
Hvala što odgovaraš umesto mene, pa makar i netačno.
Nego, šta bi s tvojim odgovorom na moju poruku?
devojke.1217zurzul,
Ja poslah jednu slikicu! Nema komentara?
devojke.1218omega,
-> #1217, zurzulŢ Ja poslah jednu slikicu! Nema komentara?
Ne secam se sta bese, ali zapamtio sam ti user. Prema tome, sve je ok :)
devojke.1219gonzo,
-> #1217, zurzul-+*> Ja poslah jednu slikicu! Nema komentara?
Skoro sam skinuo resign sa ove konferencije, pa mi molim te kaži o koju
poruku je obešena ta slika.
devojke.1220bojt,
Slučajno naleteh na emisiju TV Politika "Pesma na Pesmu" i -
iznenadjenje: "Bilo bi dobro za tebe..." ne peva samo Branka
Sovrljić već i - Kasnadra! Ko je koga pokrao zaključite sami. ;)
P.S. Kasandra, kakva ..... ;)
devojke.1221haevorn,
Ako je ono bila Brenda, onda je ovo...
keli.jpgdevojke.1223kum.djole,
-> #1220, bojt+>> Slučajno naleteh na emisiju TV Politika "Pesma na Pesmu" i -
+>> iznenadjenje: "Bilo bi dobro za tebe..." ne peva samo Branka
+>> Sovrljić već i - Kasnadra! Ko je koga pokrao zaključite sami. ;)
Đe će mi duša da vam to ne napišem još u avgustu :))
Naime, na CroTop 15 listi Kasandra je s tom pesmom u julu
zauzela četvrto a u avgustu drugo mesto. Pored hita
ElectroTeama 'Da ti nisam bila dovoljna' ovo je
najslušanija pesma u hrvatskim diskotekama (north).
Tuga je što sam ja prvo čuo Kasandru... :(
Kum..
devojke.1225marshall,
-> #1198, mazi*> I onda posle kazu da mi srbi nismo svestrana nacija :)))
*>
*> Ivan.
*>
*> PS Ne verujem ti :)))
Koji deo (ne verujes) onaj prvi sa Venturom ili ovaj drugi (to
znamo koji je ;) ?
devojke.1226ognjen,
-> #1220, bojt)-> Slucajno naleteh na emisiju TV Politika "Pesma na Pesmu" i -
)-> iznenadjenje: "Bilo bi dobro za tebe..." ne peva samo Branka
)-> Sovrljic vec i - Kasnadra! Ko je koga pokrao zakljucite sami.
Da, cuo sam tu Kasandrinu pesmu jos ranije kod nekog ortaka,
ali nisam znao ko je peva. Nego, pesma je zaista dobra, ali
Kasandra ima slab glas, ali je svakako 'njena' muzika lepsa.
devojke.1227bane.,
-> #1216, paki>> > U svakom slucaju, negativna energija NE POSTOJI
>>
>> Hvala sto odgovaras umesto mene, pa makar i netacno.
To je tacno. Pitaj svoga nastavnika fizike.
>> Nego, sta bi s tvojim odgovorom na moju poruku?
Ako mislis na onu u kojoj si me nazvao izopacenim, na takve poruke ne
odgovaram, jer bi se onda ova konferencija pretvorila u uzajamno
vredjanje. Pogotovu sto si mi takav epitet nalepio (bar sudeci po
tvom citatu) na osnovu poruke koja NIJE MOJA. Ja sam je samo preneo
sa Interneta.
Bane.