cyber.culture.104gerber,
-> #103, dr.grbaYR>*> ...ali nece jos dugo. Samo se cekalo (kazu) da sudovi pocnu
YR>*> da priznaju fax protokol kao sudski valjano sredstvo
YR>*> dokazivanja.
Za razliku od telexa koji mora biti overen,
facsimil se priznaje kao valjani dokument, uz mogucnost
osporavanja zbog falsifikata.
cyber.culture.105niklaus,
Í────────────────────────────────Ě
║ Neuromancer by William Gibson ║
Ë────────────────────────────────Ż
(: Sean :)
neuro.zipcyber.culture.106novim,
==Phrack Magazine==
Volume Five, Issue Forty-Five, File 1 of 28
March 30, 1994
/.../
-= Phrack 45 =-
Table Of Contents
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. Introduction by The Editor 17 K
2. Phrack Loopback Part I 31 K
3. Phrack Loopback Part II / Editorial 40 K
4. Line Noise Part I 49 K
5. Line Noise Part II 50 K
6. Line Noise Part III 59 K
7. Phrack Prophile on Control C 22 K
8. Running a BBS on X.25 by Seven Up 15 K
9. No Time for Goodbyes by Emmanuel Goldstein 21 K
10. Security Guidelines 55 K
11. Ho Ho Con Miscellany by Various Sources 32 K
12. Quentin Strikes Again by The Omega and White Knight 28 K
13. 10th Chaos Computer Congress by Manny E. Farber 23 K
14. Defcon II information 26 K
15. VMS Information by Various Sources 34 K
16. DCL BBS PROGRAM by Raoul 23 K
17. Hollywood-Style Bits & Bytes by Richard Goodwin 50 K
18. Fraudulent Applications of 900 Services by Co/Dec 15 K
19. Screwing Over Your Local McDonald's by Charlie X 20 K
20. The Senator Markey Hearing Transcripts 72 K
21. The Universal Data Converter by Maldoror 45 K
22. BOX.EXE - Box Program for Sound Blaster by The Fixer 13 K
23. Introduction To Octel's ASPEN by Optik Nerve 12 K
24. Radio Free Berkeley Information 35 K
25. The MCX7700 PABX System by Dr. Delam 22 K
26. Cellular Debug Mode Commands by Various Sources 13 K
27. International Scenes by Various Sources 63 K
28. Phrack World News by Datastream Cowboy 17 K
Total: 902 K
----
(ps: Poslednji broj koji imam.)
phrack45.zipcyber.culture.107ikordic,
-> #106, novimRE: Phrack
=> (ps: Poslednji broj koji imam.)
Do dobivanja FTP privilegija za po belom svetu, beskrajno tužan :(
cyber.culture.108spantic,
==Diet Phrack==
Volume Three, Issue Thirty-Six, File 9 of 11
/---------------------------------------------------------------------------\
| THE MEN FROM |
| M M OOOOO N N GGGGG OOOOO |
| MM MM O O NN N G O O |
| M M M O O N N N G GG O O |
| M M O O N NN G G O O |
| M M OOOOO N N GGGGG OOOOO |
| |
| -*- present -*- |
| |
| +-----------------+ |
| | Real Cyberpunks | |
| +-----------------+ |
| |
| 9/24/91 |
| |
| With all this shit in the news and now a book about cyberpunks, we have|
|a bunch of lame assholes who think they are cyberpunks running around |
|blackening the name. In response to this we'd created this g-file so |
|everybody can tell the lamers from the real cyberpunks. Most of these |
|wanna-be cyberpunks will probably be offended by what we're going to sysical
manifestations of this attitude), and real cyberpunks |
|don't get upset over something written in a g-file. |
\---------------------------------------------------------------------------/
CLOTHING
- Real cyberpunks don't wear paisley, or any of that other neo-
futuristic, yuppie, artfag shit.
- Real cyberpunks wear military surplus clothing, non-neon colored
Gortex, bluejeans, boots (combat or motorFactsheet-5 T-Shirts,
and kilts (on formal occasions).
- Real cyberpunks don't shop at Banana Republic or the "Mainframe"
clothing section at Sears.
- Real cyberpunks have the balls to go to Thrift Shops.
Corollary to the above: Anyone who makes fun of a cyberpunk shopping at
a thrift shop usually winds up in ICU.
COMPUTERS
- Real cyberpunks don't use IBM PCs or Tandy 1000s.
- Real cyberpunks that have the $$$ use 486s, and 68030s.
- Real cyberpunks that don't have the $$$ use whatever the hell they can
get ahold of (except IBM PCs an Tandy 1000s).
- All real Cyberpunks still own a TI-99/4A, S-100, Apple ][ w/Apple Cat,
or an Atari 130XE with ATR8000 & 850 interfaces as their backup
machine.
- Real cyberpunks program in assembler and ADA.
- Real cyberpunks think C is cute for a fuck-around language.
- Real cyberpunks think of the Amiga as a cute toy.
- Real cyberpunk SYSOPS run Stonehenge.
- Real cyberpunks realize the Apple Cat was the best modem ever made.
CARS
- Real cyberpunks drive whatever they can afford.
- Real cyberpunks never drive an unmodified vehicle.
- Real cyberpunks think Audi, BMW, and Mercedes cars serve best as rocket
launcher targets.
- Real cyberpunks who can afford them drive something with a V-8.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks go to every police auction
in their area.
TECH
- All real cyberpunks have their ham license.
- Real cyberpunks know the difference between a resistor and a capacitor.
- Real cyberpunks know where to get tech cheap in their area.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks practically live at their local
surplus store.
- Real cyberpunks think Radio Shack sucks, but still buy from there
because it's convenient.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks put pragmatism before
principle.
- Real cyberpunks always carry a Leatherman Tool.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks know what a Leatherman Tool is.
- Real cyberpunks own a dual-band HT.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks know what a dual-band HT is.
Corollary to the corollary: Real cyberpunks have hosed McDonalds at
least once.
- Real cyberpunkor
free.
POLITICS & LAW
- Real cyberpunks are politically aware, but avoid getting involved in
that bullshit.
- Real cyberpunks think all politicians should be castrated.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks are libertarians.
- Real cyberpunks have copies of their state's law statues.
- Real cyberpunks know the difference between the Declaration of
Independence and The Constitution.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks know what both of those say.
- Real cyberpunks don't get caught.
KNOWLEDGE
- Real cyberpunks read 2600, Factsheet-5, Full Disclosure, Iron Feather
Journal, Cybertek, Radio Electronics, Circuit Cellar Ink, Computer
Shopper, American Survival Guide, and any 'zines about local bands in
their area.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks understand what they read in
these publications.
- Real cyberpunks think Mondo2000, for the most part, sucks.
- Real cyberpunks learn about everything from Computers to Crossbows.
- Real cyberpunks know how to spell.
- Real cyberpunks speak at least 2 languages.
WEAPONS
- Real cyberpunks don't have the typical yuppie artfag fear of weapons
that most modem users seem to have.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks know the value of useful
equipment.
- Real cyberpunks own at least one gun.
- Real cyberpunks carry Gerber, Cold Steel, SOG, AlMar, or Spyderco
blades.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks think custom steel is neat, but
costs too much.
- Real cyberpunks have memorized The Improvised Munitions Black Book.
- Real cyberpunks know The Anarchist Cookbook is a crock of shit.
- Real cyberpunks buy everything authored by Seymour Lecker and Kurt
Saxon.
- Real cyberpunks keep a supply of DMSO handy.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks know what DMSO is.
MUSIC
- Real cyberpunks go to The Mentors' concerts whenever they can.
- Real cyberpunks think C&C Music Factory is just a bunch of out-of-the-
closet homosexuals.
- Real cyberpunks don't listen to Paula Abdul.
- Real cyberpunks think Michael Jackson should be napalmed.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks think Michael Jackson is a
reincarnate of his monkey Bubbles.
- Real cyberpunks think Top-40 sucks.
- Real cyberpunks listen to Ministry, The Cure, Skinny Puppy, The
Misfits, Rush, Pink Floyd, etc.
- In the end, real cyberpunks listen to whatever the fuck they want.
PHREAKING & HACKING
- Real cyberpunks think codes are for fags, but use them anyway because
they put pragmatism before principle.
- Real cyberpunks know what TEMPEST means.
- Real cyberpunks use data-taps.
- Real cyberpunks have Internet access.
- Real cyberpunks know why Broadway Hacker invited everyone to his house.
- Real cyberpunks know what PPS really means.
- Real cyberpunks know Clifford Stoll's ex-wife is a lesbian.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks know that Clifford Stoll is an
asshole.
- Real cyberpunks know just how good friends John Maxfield and Broadway
Hacker are.
- Real cyberpunks know who John Maxfield is and what he was arrested for.
- Real cyberpunks own a blue box, and still use it.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks know what a blue box is, and
know how to use it.
- Real cyberpunks know what a TS-21 is.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks stole their TS-21.
- Real cyberpunks have acquired a Bell System hard-hat.
- Real cyberpunks have a payphone.
Corollary to the above: The payphone belongs to someone else.
- Real cyberpunks on the east coast have attended at least one 2600
meeting.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks who have attended a 2600
meeting don't go to them anymore.
Corollary to the corollary: Real cyberpunks are waiting for another
OSUNY meeting.
Further corollary: Real cyberpunks know what OSUNY originally stood
for.
HEALTH
- Real cyberpunks use Choline, Ginseng, and Golden Seal.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks know what these are.
- Real cyberpunks know about the medicinal value of various plants.
- Real cyberpunks take care of themselves.
- Real cyberpunks take time away from fucking with their computers to get
some exercise.
FOOD & DRINK
- Real cyberpunks drink Jolt.
Corollary to the above: Real cyberpunks think Pepsi is for artfags.
- Real cyberpunks are intimately familiar with the selection at 7 -
Eleven, but avoid it whenever possible.
- Real cyberpunks know how to cook.
- Real cyberpunks drink Guinness Stout.
- Real cyberpunks who are under 21 distill their own.
- Real cyberpunks can go to a Supermarket and not get lost.
That's it for now, but since lamers are always finding mew ways to become
lame, expect a Real Cyberpunks Vol. II soon.
Yours truly,
The Men From Mongo, 9/24/91
:OSUNY, TCO, PPS, SPS, PHALCO
cyber.culture.109sigma,
-> #97, wizard>> Jel' se zezas ili moze nekako da se skida u delovima?
>> Meni veza uvek pukne kod cca 100Kb.
>Na 2400 MNP bi morao da za pola sata budeš u stanju da skineš skoro
>300K, uz preduslov dobre veze. Posle samo nastaviš gde si stao.
A veza je ocajna...... :((((((
No,ja se trudim. ;)
PhuZZy L0GiK/V.B.C.
cyber.culture.110sigma,
-> #99, bobby.quyne>> Kako stici do njih,a bogami i drugih srodnih ?
>> Da li uopste mozemo da im pristupimo zbog sankcija ?
>Moguce je stici do svega sto ima napolju, ali treba da si sysop na fon-u
>ili ubbg-u ili etf-u ili preko jupaka, ali onda moras da platis jupakovu
>tarifu. Ako imas nekog da ti plati jupak tarifu mozes i kao obican kori-
>snik jednog od gore navedenih racunara.
Ex,znaci,nedostizno,osim pomocu Sezama!!! :( ;)
Neka,neka,vec ce ovi moji naci nacin da se prikacimo na Internet ;)
U svakom slucaju,hvala,
PhuZZy L0GiK/V.B.C.
cyber.culture.111novim,
-> #107, ikordic" Do dobivanja FTP privilegija za po belom svetu, beskrajno tužan :(
Imam još neke lepe stvari da podelimo ovde, a biće još, samo strpljivo
:)
Ako publikum više voli, da bacamo ovde ipak fajlove u više delova (po
100 KB, recimo)? Mada je sve to, ali - recite...
cyber.culture.112darone,
-> #108, spantic>> |wanna-be cyberpunks will probably be offended by what we're going to
>> sysical manifestations of this attitude), and real cyberpunks |
>> - Real cyberpunkor
>> free.
Ovde nešto veliko fali...
cyber.culture.113spantic,
-> #112, darone> Ovde nešto veliko fali...
To je iz Phracka :)
cyber.culture.114mikis,
Report from the convention of phone phreak mag 2600 & H.O.P.E.
Hackers: Threat or Menace?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's what the press, the security apparatus, and the hackers themselves
want you to think. But think again.
By Charles Platt
hacked.zipcyber.culture.115mikis,
Gang War in Cyberspace
**********************
An anonymous member of the Legion of Doom calls a member of the Masters
of Deception a "nigger"- and in the loose-knit hacker underground,
nothing is the same again.
By By Michelle Slatalla and Joshua Quittner
hacker.zipcyber.culture.116bobby.quyne,
-> #115, mikis> An anonymous member of the Legion of Doom calls a member of the Masters
> of Deception a "nigger"- and in the loose-knit hacker underground,
> nothing is the same again.
Vidim neko je poceo da skida clanke iz WIRED-a.
bq.
cyber.culture.117sigma,
-> #108, spantic> đ +-----------------+
> đ đ Real Cyberpunks đ
> đ +-----------------+
REAL CyberPunks don't give a flying f*ck about whether somebody thinks
they are real cyberpunks or not. ;)
PhuZZy L0GiK/V.B.C.
cyber.culture.118spantic,
-> #117, sigma> REAL CyberPunks don't give a flying f*ck about whether somebody thinks
> they are real cyberpunks or not. ;)
> PhuZZy L0GiK/V.B.C.
Xm, ovo me podseti na poruku iz moje msg baze:
"Nadenuo je sebi ime pustinjski pauk."
"Zašto?"
"Verovatno zato što smatra da to zvuči opasno."
;)
cyber.culture.119novim,
Ok, da počnemo... Sledećih tridesetak dana ide Principia Discordia. Ko
neće, neka primeni ignore ili sl.
/Principia Discordia, 1/
-----
-)(-
P R I N C I P I A D I S C O R D I A
or
HOW I FOUND GODDESS
AND WHAT I DID TO HER
WHEN I FOUND HER
THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER
Wherein Is Explained
Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing
About Absolutely Anything
-)(-
INTRODUCTION
You hold in your hands one of the Great Books of our century fnord.
Some Great Books are recognized at once with a fusilade of
critical huzzahs and gonfolons, like Joyce's _Ulysses._ Others appear
almost furtively and are only discovered 50 years later, like _Moby
Dick_ or Mendel's great essay on genetics. The _Principia Discordia_
entered our space-time continuum almost as unobtrusively as a cat-
burglar creeping over a windowsill.
In 1968, virtually nobody had heard of this wonderful book. In
1970, hundreds of people from coast to coast were talking about it and
asking the identity of its mysterious author, Malaclypse the Younger.
Rumors swept across the continent, from New York to Los Angeles, from
Seattle to St. Joe. Malaclypse was actually Alan Watts, one heard.
No, said another legend -- the _Principia_ was actually the work of
the Sufi Order. A third, very intriguing myth held that Malaclypse
was a pen-name for Richard M. Nixon, who had allegedly composed the
_Principia_ during a few moments of lucidity. I enjoyed each of these
yarns and did my part to help spread them. I was also careful never
to contradict the occasional rumors that I had actually written the
whole thing myself during an acid trip.
The legendry, the mystery, the cult grew slowly. By the mid-
1970's, thousands of people, some as far off as Hong Kong and
Australia, were talking about the _Principia,_ and since the original
was out of print by then, xerox copies were beginning to circulate
here and there.
When the _Illuminatus!_ trilogy appeared in 1975, my co-author,
Bob Shea, and I both received hundreds of letters from people
intrigued by the quotes from the _Principia_ with which we had
decorated the heads of several chapters. Many, who had already heard
of the _Principia_ or seen copies, asked if Shea and I had written it,
or if we had copies available. Others wrote to ask if it were real,
or just something we had invented the way H.P. Lovecraft invented the
_Necronomicon._ We answered according to our moods, sometimes telling
the truth, sometimes spreading the most Godawful lies and myths we
could devise fnord.
Why not? We felt that this book was a true Classic (_literatus
immortalis_) and, since the alleged intelligentsia had not yet
discovered it, the best way to keep its legend alive was to encourage
the mythology and the controversy about it. Increasingly, people
wrote to ask me if Timothy Leary had written it, and I almost always
told them he had, except on Fridays when I am more whimsical, in which
case I told them it had been transmitted by a canine intelligence --
vast, cool, and unsympathetic -- from the Dog star, Sirius.
Now, at last, the truth can be told.
Actually, the _Principia_ is the work of a time-travelling
anthropologist from the 23rd century. He is currently passing among
us as a computer specialist, bon vivant and philosopher named Gregory
Hill. He has also translated several volumes of Etruscan erotic
poetry, under another pen-name, and in the 18th century was the
mysterious Man in Black who gave Jefferson the design for the Great
Seal of the United States.
I have it on good authority that he is one of the most
accomplished time-travellers in the galaxy and has visited Earth many
times in the past, using such cover-identities as Zeno of Elias,
Emperor Norton, Count Galiostro, Guilliame of Aquaitaine, etc.
Whenever I question him about this, he grows very evasive and attempts
to persuade me that he is actually just another 20th century Earthman
and that all my ideas about his extraterrestrial and extratemporal
origin are delusions. Hah! I am not that easily deceived. After
all, a time-travelling anthropologist would say just that, so that he
could observe us without his presence causing culture-shock.
I understand that he has consented to write an Afterward to this
edition. He'll probably contradict everything I've told you, but
don't believe a word he says fnord. He is a master of the deadpan
put-on, the plausible satire, the philosophical leg-pull and all
branches of guerilla ontology.
For full benefit to the Head, this book should be read in
conjunction with _The Illuminoids_ by Neal Wilgus (Sun Press,
Albuquerque, New Mexico) and _Zen Without Zen Masters_ by Camden
Benares (And/Or Press, Berkeley, California). "We are operating on
many levels here," as Ken Kesey used to say.
In conclusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they
always have, getting weirder all the time.
Hail Eris. All hail Discordia. Fnord?
-- Robert Anton Wilson
International Arms and Hashish, Inc.
Darra Bazar, Kohat
cyber.culture.120jankor,
-> #93, bobby.quyne>Kako, zasto? Ideja je da svako ima svoj personalni univerzalni portabilni
>kompjuter, i da sve casopise na koje je pretplacen dobija preko mreze.
Ja sam za ali...Pitanje umrezavanja je malo problematicno...
Tesko se moze ocekivati da svako prokopa kanal za kabal do svoje kuce
pa nam ostaju na raspolaganju samo telefonske linije...A maximalan prenos
smo vec dostigli (skoro...maximum je negdje oko 3500cps a sad imamo
oko 1700 sa 14400 modemom...(kad ce SEZAM preci na 14400? Radije bih
dao nesto vise za pretplatu nego 60 din za telefon)) Ni 10 puta veci
nije dovoljan ako te interesuje bilo sta sem teksta (zamisli koliko
zauzima elektronski Vogue)...Doduse postoji i sansa da se kvalitet
linija popravi ali...Iz svog mog iskustva sa postom (a imam ga vise
nego sto bih zelio i neprijatelju) mogu da zakljucim da nema inertnije
institucije na svijetu.Nije u pitanju samo nasa posta, po onome sto znam
jedna od starijih KPK centrala sa 20000 brojeva radi dan-danas u centru
Berlina (usput Podgoricku KPK micu za mjesec dana pa ce onda u YU ostati
samo ona Beogradska. Ova ima 3000 brojeva a kad ubace novu ostace im
mjesta za dva rukometna igralista :))) ) u svakom slucaju ce papir da
zivi bar jos tridesetak godina...
HH.
cyber.culture.121bobby.quyne,
-> #119, novim> -- Robert Anton Wilson
> International Arms and Hashish, Inc.
> Darra Bazar, Kohat
Mislim da ovo i pored interesantnog sadrzaja nikako ne spada u cyber svet,
jer i pored toga sto je u cyber svetu sve moguce, cyber ljudi ne koriste
downers (hasis, opijum i sl.).
bq.
cyber.culture.122novim,
-> #119, novim
Zapravo, evo ipak Principiae Discordiae cele. Uživajte! :)
principd.zipcyber.culture.123darone,
-> #113, spantic>> > Ovde nešto veliko fali...
>>
>> To je iz Phracka :)
Nisam mislio na to, nego su pojedeni delovi poruke (baš tamo gde sam citirao).
cyber.culture.124sigma,
-> #111, novim>>" Do dobivanja FTP privilegija za po belom svetu, beskrajno tužan :(
>>
>> Imam još neke lepe stvari da podelimo ovde, a biće još, samo strpljivo
>> :)
Strpljivi smo mi i zeljno iscekujemo jos... :)
>> Ako publikum više voli, da bacamo ovde ipak fajlove u više delova (po
>> 100 KB, recimo)? Mada je sve to, ali - recite...
To,to!!!
Za Beogradjane mozda i nije problem,ali ima nas sa periferije kojima
je veza ochaj,pa ne moze nikako da se prenese fajl ucelo.(Jos uvek muku
mucim sa onim Phrackom,mada sam najveci deo skinuo)
U svakom slucaju,vecno zahvalan (imas pivo :)
PhuZZy L0GiK/V.B.C.
cyber.culture.125sigma,
-> #118, spantic>> REAL CyberPunks don't give a flying f*ck about whether somebody thinks
>> they are real cyberpunks or not. ;)
> Xm, ovo me podseti na poruku iz moje msg baze:
>"Nadenuo je sebi ime pustinjski pauk."
>"Zašto?"
>"Verovatno zato što smatra da to zvuči opasno."
Baš i ne zvuči opasno... :))
//PhuZZy L0GiK//V.B.C.//
cyber.culture.126novim,
-----
A Day in the Life of the Image Activator
as recounted to Stanley Rabinowitz on 7-Jan-1985
MONITOR: Good morning sir! I am your command language
interpreter today. That was a flawlessly executed LOGIN.
How may I help you today?
USER: Good morning to you too computer.
I think today I want to do some data retrieving.
MONITOR: A wonderful choice sir! A finer day it couldn't be
for looking over your data. How will you have it today?
Sunny side up? Once over lightly?
USER: I think I'll use DATATRIEVE. Would you kindly activate
DATATRIEVE please?
MONITOR: Most certainly sir! An excellent choice!
One moment while I image-activate it.
MONITOR: Oh, image activator: would you please image-activate
that DTR32 image that I notice on SYS$SYSTEM? My user
desires to play with it a bit now.
IMAGE ACTIVATOR: No problem. Shouldn't take but a jiff.
<pause>
MONITOR: Any problems?
-----
/nastavak je u fajlu uz poruku.../
vms-act.zipcyber.culture.127novim,
---
GENESIS
Release 2.5
By Michael Coleman
In the Beginning the Project Manager created the Programming Staff.
The Programming Staff was without form and structure.
And the Project Manager said, "Let there be Organization;"
And there was Organization.
And the Project Manager saw that Organization was good;
And the Project Manager separated the workers from the supervisors,
and he called the Supervisors "Management," and he called the workers "Exempt."
And the Project Manager said, "Let there be a mission in the midst
of the Organization, and let it separate the workers, one from another."
And the Project Manager created the mission and he called it "The System."
And the Project Manager separated those who were to benefit from
The System from those who were to build it.
And he called the former "Users," and he called the latter "Programmers."
And the Project Manager said, "Let all the Programmers in the
Organization be gathered together into one place, and let a
Chief Programmer be brought up to lead them."
And it was so.
And the Project Manager saw that he was competent.
And the Project Manager said unto the Chief Programmer, "Create for me
a schedule, so that I may look upon the schedule and know the Due Date."
And the Chief Programmer went among his staff and consulted with them.
And the staff was divided into two parts, one part called "Analysts"
and the other part called "Application Programmers."
And the Analysts went back to their desks and estimated, as was their custom.
And it came to pass that each Analyst brought his estimate to
the Chief Programmer, whereupon he collected them, summarized them,
and drew a PERT CHART.
And the Chief Programmer went unto the Project Manager and presented
unto him the estimate saying, "It shall take ten months."
And the Project Manager was not pleased and said, "I have brought
you up from the depths of Staff; you have not grasped the "Big Picture."
And the Project Manager hired consultants and authorized overtime,
and he said to the Chief Programmer, "Behold, see all that I have done!
The Due Date will be in FIVE months!"
The Chief Programmer was much impressed and went from before the Project
Manager to implement The System.
And the Chief Programmer sent his Analysts to the Users and said,
"Let Specifications be written!"
And there were meetings, and lunches, and telephone calls,
And the Specifications were written,
And there was a Payday and the Happy Hour, one month.
And the Chief Programmer examined the Specifications and saw that
they were too ambitious.
And he separated the mandatory features from the optional features;
And he called the mandatory features "Requirements," and he called
the optional features "Deferred," and the Users called him names.
And the Chief Programmer gave the Specifications to the Analysts
and said, "Let the Requirements be analyzed and let the files be designed."
And it was so.
And the Chief Programmer said, "Let the Software Houses put forth
their Salesmen, and let us have a Data Management System."
And it was so.
The Software Houses brought forth all manner of Salesmen who
presented their packages, and claimed wondrous things for them,
each according to his own file structure.
And it came to pass that a Data Management System was selected;
And the Chief Programmer saw that it was good.
And there was a Payday and the Happy Hour, a second month.
And the Chief Programmer said, "Let the System be divided into
parts, and let each part become a Module. And let programming
teams be formed and let each be assigned to write a Module."
And it was so.
And the Chief Programmer created the programming teams with two
levels, a greater and a lesser; and he called the greater the
"Senior Programmers" and he called the lesser the "Junior Programmers."
And he gave the greater dominion over the lesser.
And the Chief Programmer saw it was good.
And the Senior Programmers saw it was good.
And the Junior Programmers saw it differently.
And there was a Payday and the Happy Hour, a third month.
And the Chief Programmer said, "Let the programming be started
and let much overtime be consumed, for there is but two months left."
And the Programmers, both the greater and the lesser, were much
afraid and they strove to please the Chief Programmer.
And they flowcharted, and they coded, each in his own fashion.
And the Chief Programmer looked upon the work and liked it not.
And the Chief Programmer said, "Let there be a Standard;"
And there was a Standard.
And the Programmers looked upon the Standard and liked it not.
And there was a Payday and the Happy Hour, a fourth month.
And the Chief Programmer said, "Let there be Progress Reports,
so we can monitor and control;"
And there were Progress Reports.
And the Chief Programmer looked upon the Progress Reports and
saw that the Due Date was not to be met.
And the Chief Programmer arose, bought a suit, shaved his beard
and went unto the Project Manager, and groveled.
And the Chief Programmer pointed his fingers, and caused Blame
to issue forth upon all manner of creatures who sold Hardware and Software.
And the Chief Programmer asked for an Extension.
And the Project Manager was exceedingly angry, and cast doubts
upon the Chief Programmer's ancestry, and did utter a multitude
of threats. But it came to pass that an Extension was granted;
And the Chief Programmer took the extension back to the programming
teams and there was much rejoicing.
And the programming of the Modules was completed.
And there was a Payday and the Happy Hour, the fifth month.
And the Chief Programmer said, "Let the Modules be integrated,
one with another, so that System Testing may begin."
And it was so.
Two by two, the Modules were integrated, one with another.
And great difficulties were experienced, and many hours of
overtime were used, and many cups of coffee were consumed.
And it came to pass that System Testing was completed.
And there was a Payday and the Happy Hour, the sixth month.
Then the Chief Programmer did go unto the Project Manager,
and said, "Behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which will come
to all Users; for on this day The System is completed."
And suddenly there was with them a multitude of Users praising
the Chief Programmer saying,
"Glory be to The System in the highest, but can you make this
one small change?"
------
/ <--- četiri srca u originalnom fajlu :)/
cyber.culture.128paki,
> drugog za izvrtanje pošto su ga samog uhvatili u tome. No kako već rekoh
> stara metoda na SEZAM-u. Bacaj dimne i seli se dalje ;)
Imam utisak da Sezam neki doživljavaju kao Doom preko mreže sa
više stotina igrača :)
cyber.culture.129maksa,
-> #128, paki>> Imam utisak da Sezam neki doživljavaju kao Doom preko mreže sa
>> više stotina igrača :)
:) Genijalno.
cyber.culture.130vitez.koja,
-> #128, paki#=> Imam utisak da Sezam neki doživljavaju kao Doom preko mreže sa
#=> više stotina igrača :)
Baš bismo mogli, kako bi ko opisao Sezam imenom (jedne) igre?
Meni se sviđa kao Colonization :), a ni Mortal Kombat ne zvuči loše :).
sk
cyber.culture.131paki,
-> #130, vitez.koja> Baš bismo mogli, kako bi ko opisao Sezam imenom (jedne) igre?
> Meni se sviđa kao Colonization :), a ni Mortal Kombat ne zvuči loše :).
Secret Of The Monkey Island? ;)
cyber.culture.132darone,
-> #131, paki>> Secret Of The Monkey Island? ;)
Padaju mi asocijacije na Renegade, ili, bolje, Target Renegade (tu ima i
bilijara, ko se seća...). Log (d;) se ovekovečuje u igri User vs User (Spy
vs...). Ova muka na 2400 ti je ko učitavanje sa kasetofona, zoveš 170+ puta i
dobiješ R Tape loading error ;))
cyber.culture.133wizard,
-> #130, vitez.koja> Baš bismo mogli, kako bi ko opisao Sezam imenom (jedne) igre?
Battle Bugs. Definitivno.
cyber.culture.134inferno,
-> #131, pakiŮ│ ˙ > Baš bismo mogli, kako bi ko opisao Sezam imenom (jedne) igre?
Ů│ ˙ > Meni se sviđa kao Colonization :), a ni Mortal Kombat ne zvuči loše
Ů│ ˙ :).
Ů│ ˙ Secret Of The Monkey Island? ;)
Life & Death? ;)
cyber.culture.135soul,
Trule lejmerčine se poznaju po tome što se lože na izraze
kao što su: cyberpunk, cyberspace, electronic highway...
Pomenuti izrazi i cela frka oko te priče su samo još jedna
podvala Sistema koja služi da dezorijentiše, pripitomi i
zaglupi žive duhove sveta, da se uzme koja kinta, je li, kao
i da se u nova društvena područja puste pipci kontrole.
Lejmerčići se takođe prepoznaju iz aviona po tome
što misle da je sve gore izneto čista glupost.
cyber.culture.136bobby.quyne,
-> #135, soul> Trule lejmercine se poznaju po tome sto se loze na izraze
^^^^^^^^^^
> kao sto su: cyberpunk, cyberspace, electronic highway...
Jel mozes ti da objasnis malo bolje sta ti ovaj izraz znaci.
Smo nemoj molim tte da das neku cirkularnu definiciju tipa TL su
ljudi koji se loze na 'c' reci.
> Lejmercici se takode prepoznaju iz aviona po tome
> sto misle da je sve gore izneto cista glupost.
A dinosaurusi se prepoznaju sto im je glavni posao da koce napredak,
po mogucnosti uzbrdo.
cyber.culture.137soul,
-> #136, bobby.quyne>> Trule lejmercine se poznaju po tome sto se loze na izraze
>> kao sto su: cyberpunk, cyberspace, electronic highway...
>
> Jel mozes ti da objasnis malo bolje sta ti ovaj izraz znaci.
Ah, dakle: bio sam previše kriptičan :) Idemo malo detaljnije...
Elem, LAMER (slobodno izgovaraj kao: lejmer) (bukvalno) = ćopav,
šepav, nesavršen... U žargonu, osoba koja se predstavlja kao, ili
misli da jeste ono što se u zatvorenom krugu nekada nazivalo hacker,
cracker i sl. ali je, avaj, daleko od mogućnosti da to zaista i bude.
Možda grešim, konsultujte JARGON pa javite :)
> A dinosaurusi se prepoznaju sto im je glavni posao da koce
> napredak, po mogucnosti uzbrdo.
Podvuci u mojoj prethodnoj poruci reč _izraze_ pa probaj ponovo ;).
cyber.culture.138vcalic,
-> #137, soul>> Elem, LAMER (slobodno izgovaraj kao: lejmer) (bukvalno) = ćopav,
>> šepav, nesavršen...
Ili u slobodnom prevodu: padavičar ;)
Vlada
cyber.culture.139dcolak,
-> #136, bobby.quyne│ Jel mozes ti da objasnis malo bolje sta ti ovaj izraz znaci.
│ Smo nemoj molim tte da das neku cirkularnu definiciju tipa TL su
│ ljudi koji se loze na 'c' reci.
Ne znaš šta je LAMER? :)) Od kad se baviš kompjuterima? Da li si čuo
za reči kao što su haker, koder, programer? :>
Sledge DAMMIR!
cyber.culture.140bobby.quyne,
-> #137, soul> Podvuci u mojoj prethodnoj poruci rec _izraze_ pa probaj ponovo ;).
Ok. Nisam shvati sustinu poruke. Nije bila odgovor ni na jednu poruku,
pa mi je zazvucalo kao bezvezno pljuvanje sa strane u cilju izazivanja
negativnih reakcija.
Izvinjenje.
cyber.culture.141bobby.quyne,
-> #139, dcolak> Ne znas sta je LAMER? :)) Od kad se bavis kompjuterima? Da li si cuo
> za reci kao sto su haker, koder, programer? :>
Kompjuterima se bavim tamo negde od '81. Lamer nisam cuo, a nije ga bilo
ni u mom 'Jargon' fajlu.
cyber.culture.142dcolak,
-> #141, bobby.quyne│ Kompjuterima se bavim tamo negde od '81. Lamer nisam cuo, a nije ga bilo
│ ni u mom 'Jargon' fajlu.
Slabo se baviš. Nazovi pravog hackera lamerom, da vidiš šta će ti
uraditi.
P.S.
Ne snosim nikakve posledice za posledice. :)
Sledge DAMMIR!
cyber.culture.144soul,
-> #142, dcolak>> Slabo se baviš. Nazovi pravog hackera lamerom, da vidiš šta će
>> ti uraditi.
Ne mogu da odolim prisećanju na jednu dobru odvalu
(c) by someone in Subotica, ne znam tačno ko:
'Reci mu da je lejmer, ako ne reaguje, lejm je kao dupe.'
cyber.culture.145spantic,
-> #142, dcolak> Slabo se baviš. Nazovi pravog hackera lamerom, da vidiš šta će ti
> uraditi.
Hajde, molim te, objasni nam šta bi uradio? Pocrveneo i
strogo zapretio "No-no!"?
cyber.culture.146gremlin,
-> #144, soul>> 'Reci mu da je lejmer, ako ne reaguje, lejm je kao dupe.'
Ili je totalno frud tip... ;)
cyber.culture.147bobby.quyne,
-> #146, gremlin> Ili je totalno frud tip... ;)
Pravi odgovor.
cyber.culture.148dcolak,
-> #145, spantic│ Hajde, molim te, objasni nam šta bi uradio? Pocrveneo i
│ strogo zapretio "No-no!"?
Što se bRe pališ na klinačke fore? :)))
Sledge DAMMIR!
cyber.culture.149spantic,
-> #148, dcolak> Što se bRe pališ na klinačke fore? :)))
Nisam mogao da se suzdržim od smajanja :))
cyber.culture.150soul,
-> #146, gremlin>>>> 'Reci mu da je lejmer, ako ne reaguje, lejm je kao dupe.'
>> Ili je totalno frud tip... ;)
Of course, but that's not the point ;)
cyber.culture.151novim,
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From: "LANTRA-L" "Interpreting (and) translation"
6-MAR-1995 15:09:12.27
To: Multiple recipients of LANTRA-L
CC:
Subj: RE: Meaning of "Cyber"?
From D. Avery, Editor, WHO, Geneva.
________________________ Forward Header _______________________
Subject: Re[2]: Meaning of "Cyber"?
Author: D. AVERY
Date: 03/03/1995 16:58
My dictionary says kubernetes (Gk) is a steersman and
cybernetics is a combination of communications and
automatic control systems. I think putting "cyber" at the
beginning of a word offers a trendy alternative to putting
"matic" at the end, and its association with communication
technology has been picked up more or less by accident
(rather than original etymology). Incidentally, cyberspace
offers exciting new opportunities for language joyriding,
doesn't it.
-----
cyber.culture.152novim,
-----
Date: Tue, 07 Feb 1995 16:37:04 +1200
From: Jan Tent (TENT_J@usp.ac.fj)
Subject: Citing e-texts
Dear LINGUISTS,
This is not LINGUIST-L-specific, but my colleagues and I would
really welcome some wisdom on a citation problem.
How does one cite electronic versions of literary and other
texts brought down from the net/web? There are no page or
paragraph numbers and even the provenance of the text is not
always clear (e.g. from what print edition was it keyed-in or
scanned?).
-----
(Odgovori u fajlu uz poruku.)
quote.zipcyber.culture.153soul,
-> #151, novim>> automatic control systems. I think putting "cyber" at the
>> beginning of a word offers a trendy alternative to putting
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Tačno tako.
A po mom mišljenju, uskakanje u trendove (izuzev tehnoloških O:))
je, najblaže rečeno, nekorisno. Ako smem da primetim, tipično za
(ispod)prosečno inteligentne ljude. Upravo, lejmere ;).
U cilju predupređenja negativnih reakcija, odmah da skrenem pažnju
na razliku između praćenja i nekritičkog prihvatanja trendova. ;)
cyber.culture.154dejanr,
Američka vlada od sada preko Interneta distribuira slike snimljene
pomoću špijunskih satelita. Naravno, one slike koje nisu klasifikovane
kao poverljive. Ovo je značajna novost, jer do prošle nedelje nisu
distribuirane *nikakve* špijunske slike u bilo kojoj formi, čak ni one
totalno neinteresantne i/ili zastarele.
NOVOSTI/microb 4.4043.
cyber.culture.155mikis,
Computer underground Digest Sun Mar 19, 1995 Volume 7 : Issue 22
ISSN 1004-042X
CONTENTS, #7.22 (Sun, Mar 19, 1995)
File 1--CuD Listserv at UIUC having some problems
File 2--Cliff Stoll can't say that: "Silicon Snake Oil" reviewed
File 3--RE: File 4--S. 314, Realism, Unanswered Questions (fwd)
File 4--J. Baker/U of Mich Speech Case -- Chic Trib Excerpt)
File 5--Campaign to Defeat Comm. Decency Act (Mar 17 Update)
File 6--Reprint of Textof SB 314
File 7--Cu Digest Header Info (unchanged since 19 Mar, 1995)
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